A'sari

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An Asari is a hot blue chick who makes your brain melt and your pants catch fire
I saw an Asari in the hallway and I instantly forgot how to breathe
My cousin tried to flirt with an Asari and got rejected by the entire class
I’m still mad my crush is an Asari and I’m just a boring human
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Asari is a beautiful blue girl who makes you look like a sad potato
My Asari friend is so pretty I looked like a sad potato during lunch
I tried to impress an Asari with my math skills and she just smiled and said 'I’m better at algebra'
I ate a whole pizza just to forget about my Asari crush
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An Asari is a sexy blue girl who turns every guy into a love-struck idiot
I became a love-struck idiot after seeing my Asari classmate
My brother asked an Asari out and now he’s stuck in a love triangle
I got distracted by an Asari and failed my history test
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