Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A'zonte is like being so brain-dead you could sleep through a thunderstorm and still be confused.

My cousin tried to explain TikTok to me. I just stared at him like he was speaking in tongues.

I saw the question on the test and thought it was a joke. It wasn't.

He told me to pass the salt. I asked if it was expired.

2

A'zonte is when you take five minutes to understand something that took a baby five seconds.

I watched the same movie three times and still didn't get the ending.

She asked me what time it was. I had to count to ten to figure it out.

He told me there was a fire. I asked if it was hot.

3

A'zonte is when your brain is so fried you can't even remember your own name.

I went to the store. I came back with a banana and a sock.

My mom called me. I answered as my brother.

I tried to text my friend. I sent a selfie to my dog.

4

A'zonte is when you're so dumb you think a cow is a car.

I tried to drive. I drove my cow into a tree.

I thought the bus was my cow. I waved at it.

I saw a cow and asked if it wanted to go to the mall.

5

A'zonte is when you're so slow you could make a snail blush.

I took ten minutes to put on my shoes.

I watched the clock for an hour just to see it tick.

I asked for a glass of water and took ten minutes to drink it.

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A'zonte is when you're so dumb you think the moon is a giant cheese pizza.

I told my teacher the moon was a pizza. She gave me a D.

I asked for a slice of moon. I got a slice of bread.

I tried to eat the moon. It tasted like cheese.