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A*stora

A woman who sells her body for money and doesn’t care who she’s doing it for.

She’s got more boyfriends than I’ve got homework.

I saw her with three guys at once and didn’t even flinch.

She doesn’t do relationships, she does business.

A*stora

A kid who goes from praying five times a day to screaming about being a terrorist and wearing a dress like it’s a war crime.

He went from praying to yelling ‘Allahu Akbar’ while wearing a dress.

He turned from a good Muslim to a gay terrorist in one day.

He’s 4'9 and thinks he can take down the whole world.

A*lia is the worst boss ever! She’s a clueless mess who breaks her own rules and thinks she’s the queen of the world. She’s a dumb, rude, loudmouth who acts like she’s the only one who matters.

@A*lia you’re the worst boss ever! I’m leaving! 😤

A*lia, you broke your own rule and now I’m not listening to you anymore! 👿

A*lia, you’re the stupidest person I’ve ever met. You’re like the worst version of yourself. 💩

A Lia is the type of girl who secretly likes someone, but she’s too shy to say it out loud. She’ll sit next to them, give them gum, and sneak glances like they’re the only person in the world.

I like him, but I’m too shy to tell him. 😭

I gave him gum, and now I feel like I’ve made a move. 😬

I sit next to him every day just so I can talk to him. 😍

Lia is a hot, sweet, and stubborn girl who will fight for you. She’ll be jealous, but that means she actually cares. She’s not the most athletic, but once you get her outside, she’ll run you into the ground.

Lia, I love you, and I will never leave you. 💕

Lia, you’re so stubborn, but I love that about you. 😘

Lia, you’re not athletic at first, but once you take her outside, you’ll see. 🏃‍♀️

Any Lia is super nice, hilarious, and beautiful. She’s smart, but she doesn’t want to brag about it. She’ll help you when you need it and be there for you no matter what.

Lia, you’re so nice, and I love you for that. 😊

Lia, you’re the best friend anyone could ever have. 💖

Lia, you’re so smart and you don’t even try. 😄

Lia is someone I’m talking to. She’s sassy, funny, and has the best hugs. She’s the type of girl who makes everyone around her happy.

Lia, you’re the sassiest person I know. 😏

Lia, you’re so funny and I love your hugs. 😊

Lia, you make everyone happy just by being around. 😄

Lia is super outgoing, crazy, and a total energy bomb. She’s the type of person who’ll run around for hours and never stop. She loves animals, friends, and food.

Lia, you’re the most outgoing person I know. 😎

Lia, you’re an energy bomb and I love it. 💥

Lia, you’re always hungry and I get it. 🍔

Lia is the best person ever. She’s honest, loyal, and has a heart of gold. She’s the kind of girl who’ll be with you forever and never let you go.

Lia, you’re the best friend anyone could ever have. 💖

Lia, you’re so honest and I love that. 😊

Lia, you’ll be with me forever. 💕

It's when your butt hair grows down to your pubes and looks like a dead raccoon gave you a hug.

My gym buddy said he saw me and my A*P*H and asked if we were going to a raccoon convention.

My ex called me and said, 'I miss your A*P*H, it was like a second lover.'

My mom walked in on me and my A*P*H and said, 'You're giving me a headache, and I'm not even drunk.'

When Criminal Minds fans get too deep into their obsession and write stories about Hotch and Prentiss like they're dating, even though Hotch is married and Prentiss is hot but not that hot.

My friend texted me: 'Read this new A*P*H fanfic, it's like Hotch and Prentiss are on a date, but Hotch is still married.'

My crush sent me a DM: 'You're like Emily Prentiss, and I'm like Hotch, but I'm not married, so maybe we can be A*P*H.'

My teacher said, 'Stop writing A*P*H fanfic in class, I'm not grading your imaginary love life.'

When you're so hungry for sex you're willing to take a punch to the face and still say yes.

My buddy said, 'I got pounded like a sack of potatoes at A*P*H.'

My girlfriend texted me, 'You pounded me at A*P*H, and I still love you.'

My cousin said, 'I got pounded at A*P*H and still didn’t know what hit me.'

A city where the tacos are so bad they'll make you cry and the soccer riots are so loud they’ll wake the dead.

My cousin went to Huntington Park and said, 'I got yelled at by a taco and a soccer fan.'

My friend said, 'Huntington Park is like the worst party ever, and the tacos are the DJ.'

My uncle said, 'I got into a fight at Huntington Park because the tacos looked at me wrong.'

When you text your friends about going to the bar and all they need is the name of the place, as long as it starts with P.

My friend said, 'Go to Pubs, it's the only place that starts with P and has drinks.'

My mom texted me, 'Just go to any P bar, I don't care which one.'

My brother said, 'I don’t care which P place you go to, just don’t come home drunk.'

It’s like a sandwich of weed, but instead of bread it’s your brain and your lungs.

My friend said, 'I ate a half pound of marijuana and it felt like my brain was on fire.'

My brother texted me, 'I ate a half pound of marijuana and now I'm talking to my dog like it's my boss.'

My cousin said, 'I ate a half pound of marijuana and thought my sister was a unicorn.'

A guy who wrote scary stories and made the universe sound like a horror movie, only he didn’t get paid and people still don’t know what he looked like.

My teacher said, 'Lovecraft was like a ghost who wrote horror and then died in a basement.'

My mom texted me, 'Lovecraft was the worst, he made the universe sound like a horror movie.'

My friend said, 'Lovecraft was so scary, he scared himself to death.'

A*S*Y*S

Shut your face before I shut it for you.

Bro, I swear if you say one more thing I'm gonna rip your tongue out.

My mom just yelled at me through the phone. A*S*Y*S.

He tried to talk during the movie. A*S*Y*S. I threw a pop tart at him.

A*S*Y*S

Take your soul and stick it in a blender.

That kid kept crying during the concert. I told him to take his soul and stick it in a blender.

I just got yelled at by my boss. I took my soul and stuck it in a blender.

She cried during the movie. I said, 'Take your soul and stick it in a blender.'