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A+ double star Gumby stamp comment
A grade that’s like getting a gold star but also being told you’re not good enough
I got an A+ because I got a gold star but also got a note saying I could do better.
I got an A+ because I got a sticker but also got a warning.
I got an A+ because I got praised but also got told I was average.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A+ Chocolate Barf
Super rich chocolate puke that tastes like money and misery.
I ate three chocolate bars and now I’m throwing up like a millionaire with a stomach virus.
This isn’t vomit. This is a luxury brand of sick.
I paid $20 for this chocolate. Now I’m paying with my guts.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A+ Chocolate Barf
The most expensive way to throw up ever.
That chocolate bar cost more than my rent. My vomit is now a financial disaster.
I threw up in a limo. It was fancy vomit.
I’m rich in chocolate, poor in health.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A+ Chocolate Barf
Puke that looks like it came from a chocolate factory.
My vomit is so fancy, it should have its own Instagram account.
I threw up in a chocolate box. It was a gourmet disaster.
This isn’t vomit. It’s a chocolate barf endorsement.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A+ Chocolate Barf
The only thing more expensive than my chocolate barf is my regret.
I paid for this chocolate with my pride. Now I’m paying with my stomach.
I ate a $100 chocolate bar. My vomit is worth $500.
My regret is so rich, it’s getting its own vomit.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A+ Chocolate Barf
Vomit that came from a chocolate bar that cost more than my life.
That chocolate was worth my life. My vomit is now the heir to my soul.
I threw up in a gold-plated chocolate bar. It was like a royal disaster.
I ate a chocolate bar so expensive, my vomit now has a credit card.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A+ Chocolate Barf
The most fancy way to throw up since the rich started eating chocolate.
I threw up like a king at a chocolate feast.
My vomit has a crown. It’s fancy vomit.
I ate chocolate like a billionaire. Now I’m puking like one.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A+ Certification
A+ Certification is a piece of paper that says you know enough about computers to not completely screw things up. It’s like the baby version of being a tech wizard.
My A+ cert means I can fix a computer without crying.
I got my A+ cert just to make my mom proud. She still thinks I’m a loser.
I failed my A+ test 3 times. I’m still better than my brother.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A+ Certification
In school, it’s just a stupid award for being good at a stupid event. In real life, it’s a piece of paper that says you once owned something.
I won an A+ cert in 5th grade. I still don’t know why.
My A+ cert is just a fancy way of saying I survived 6th grade.
I got my A+ cert and still can’t do basic math.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A+ Certification
The Administrator made up this word so it sounds fancy. It means you have a certificate about planes or fixing planes. It’s basically a lie.
My A+ cert is fake. I just copied it from the internet.
I got my A+ cert and still don’t know what a plane is.
The Administrator is a fraud. He invented A+ cert just to be cool.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A+ Certification
You need this certificate to move money around like a rich person. It’s just a fancy way of saying you’re bad with money.
I need my A+ cert to transfer my allowance. I’m rich now.
My A+ cert cost me $50. I’m still broke.
I got my A+ cert so I could brag to my friends about being rich.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A+ Certification
This is a person who has no clue what they’re doing, but they have 100 certificates to prove it.
My friend has 50 A+ certs. He still can’t fix a printer.
I’m a certificate collector. I have 10 A+ certs and still can’t use my phone.
I have 5 A+ certs and still can’t do my taxes.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A+ Certification
This is a fancy name for a condom. It’s like having a birth certificate, but for your junk.
My A+ cert is just a fancy condom. I keep it in my wallet.
I got my A+ cert and still can’t use it.
My A+ cert is just a piece of rubber. I hate it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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The best grade you can get in school. Everyone hates you for getting it because they’re bitter and think you’re a freak who studies instead of eating pizza and watching Netflix.
OMG I got an A+ and you got an F. You’re a disgrace.
He got an A+ and I got a B. I’m gonna punch him.
She got an A+ and I got a D. I’m gonna burn her house down.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
a'
A grade I will never get because I’m too busy smoking and eating pizza to study.
I got a D+ and my friend got an A+. I’m gonna fail life.
I got a C+ and my friend got an A+. I’m gonna cry.
I got an F and my friend got an A+. I’m gonna drop out.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
a'
A French way to say 'see you later.' People use it to end a lazy conversation or an email.
Hey, a+ later, I got to go smoke.
A+ later, I’m gonna eat pizza.
A+ later, I’m gonna fail math.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
a'
The best grade you can get. You have to work your ass off to get it. Harvard loves it because they’re full of snobs.
I got an A+ and got into Harvard. You got an F and got kicked out.
He got an A+ and got into Harvard. I got a D and got kicked out.
She got an A+ and got into Harvard. I got an F and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
a'
A grade you get if someone gives you something nice, like a blowjob or a free pizza.
I got an A+ because I gave my teacher a blowjob.
I got an A+ because I gave my friend a free pizza.
I got an A+ because I gave my dog a treat.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
a'
Something really cool, awesome, or totally awesome. You use it to describe something good and slap someone with a cheesy high-five.
That game was A+ and I high-fived my friend.
That pizza was A+ and I high-fived my brother.
That movie was A+ and I high-fived my mom.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
a'
The reason the class doesn’t have a curve. She’s the only one who studied and got an A+ while the rest of us got C+ and cried.
She got an A+ and we all got C+. She’s a monster.
She got an A+ and I got a C+. She’s a freak.
She got an A+ and we all got C+. She’s a genius.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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