A+ Certification - This is a person who has no clue what they’re doing, but the

This is a person who has no clue what they’re doing, but they have 100 certificates to prove it.

My friend has 50 A+ certs. He still can’t fix a printer.

I’m a certificate collector. I have 10 A+ certs and still can’t use my phone.

I have 5 A+ certs and still can’t do my taxes.