A+ Certification

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A+ Certification is a piece of paper that says you know enough about computers to not completely screw things up. It’s like the baby version of being a tech wizard.

My A+ cert means I can fix a computer without crying.

I got my A+ cert just to make my mom proud. She still thinks I’m a loser.

I failed my A+ test 3 times. I’m still better than my brother.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

In school, it’s just a stupid award for being good at a stupid event. In real life, it’s a piece of paper that says you once owned something.

I won an A+ cert in 5th grade. I still don’t know why.

My A+ cert is just a fancy way of saying I survived 6th grade.

I got my A+ cert and still can’t do basic math.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The Administrator made up this word so it sounds fancy. It means you have a certificate about planes or fixing planes. It’s basically a lie.

My A+ cert is fake. I just copied it from the internet.

I got my A+ cert and still don’t know what a plane is.

The Administrator is a fraud. He invented A+ cert just to be cool.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You need this certificate to move money around like a rich person. It’s just a fancy way of saying you’re bad with money.

I need my A+ cert to transfer my allowance. I’m rich now.

My A+ cert cost me $50. I’m still broke.

I got my A+ cert so I could brag to my friends about being rich.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

This is a person who has no clue what they’re doing, but they have 100 certificates to prove it.

My friend has 50 A+ certs. He still can’t fix a printer.

I’m a certificate collector. I have 10 A+ certs and still can’t use my phone.

I have 5 A+ certs and still can’t do my taxes.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

This is a fancy name for a condom. It’s like having a birth certificate, but for your junk.

My A+ cert is just a fancy condom. I keep it in my wallet.

I got my A+ cert and still can’t use it.

My A+ cert is just a piece of rubber. I hate it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago