A*P*H*
When Criminal Minds fans get too deep into their obsession and write stories about Hotch and Prentiss like they're dating, even though Hotch is married and Prentiss is hot but not that hot.
My friend texted me: 'Read this new A*P*H fanfic, it's like Hotch and Prentiss are on a date, but Hotch is still married.'
My crush sent me a DM: 'You're like Emily Prentiss, and I'm like Hotch, but I'm not married, so maybe we can be A*P*H.'
My teacher said, 'Stop writing A*P*H fanfic in class, I'm not grading your imaginary love life.'