A*P*H*
A guy who wrote scary stories and made the universe sound like a horror movie, only he didn’t get paid and people still don’t know what he looked like.
My teacher said, 'Lovecraft was like a ghost who wrote horror and then died in a basement.'
My mom texted me, 'Lovecraft was the worst, he made the universe sound like a horror movie.'
My friend said, 'Lovecraft was so scary, he scared himself to death.'