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A**h*leperger's Syndrome
A fake brain problem bullies and jerks use to act like total a**holes to everyone they see.
My teacher said I have A**h*leperger's Syndrome because I won't stop talking during math class.
My cousin got diagnosed with it because he laughed at my dog's face.
My friend's dad has it because he yells at the mailman every day.
A**h*leperger's Syndrome
A made-up mental mess that jerks use to be a pain in the a** to all their friends and family.
My brother has A**h*leperger's Syndrome because he won't stop teasing my little sister.
My mom says my dog has it because he barks at the vacuum cleaner.
My neighbor got it because he won't stop talking to his cat.
A**h*leperger's Syndrome
A silly brain condition jerks and bullies use to be the worst a**holes to everyone they know.
My friend got A**h*leperger's Syndrome because he won't stop teasing me during lunch.
My brother's friend has it because he won't stop talking during movie time.
My teacher said my dog has it because he won't stop barking at the lights.
A**h*leperger's Syndrome
A fake brain problem bullies use to be the most annoying a**holes to everyone they meet.
My cousin got A**h*leperger's Syndrome because he won't stop making fun of my dog.
My mom has it because she yells at the TV every day.
My friend got diagnosed with it because he won't stop talking during gym class.
A**h*leperger's Syndrome
A ridiculous mental condition bullies use to be the worst a**holes to everyone they know.
My teacher said I have A**h*leperger's Syndrome because I won't stop talking during science class.
My brother's friend has it because he won't stop teasing my little sister.
My mom got diagnosed with it because she won't stop talking to her plants.
A***sha
What you scream when you're getting run over by a bus and you're too lazy to die properly.
A***sha! I'm not ready to die yet!
A***sha! This bus is gonna kill me!
A***sha! I'm still alive, I'm still alive!
A***sha
A girl so soft she'll make your heart bleed and your brain explode with how beautiful she is.
Look at her, she's like a dream come true!
That girl is so soft I want to marry her.
She’s so pretty, I’m gonna cry.
A***sha
What you yell when you're stuck in a stupid mess and you're too dumb to think.
A***sha! I can't fix this!
A***sha! I'm confused!
A***sha! This is stupid!
A***sha
How you feel when you're stuck listening to Ben Kweller and you're too tired to move.
A***sha! This song is killing me!
A***sha! I can't take it anymore.
A***sha! I just want to sleep.
A***sha
The short way to say 'shut the fuck up' when someone is right and you're too proud to admit it.
A***sha! I'm not wrong!
A***sha! You're right, I'm wrong.
A***sha! I won't shut up!
A***sha
A Louisiana word for sweetheart, but it's also for when someone is so cute they make you want to slap them.
You're my A***sha!
That kid is my A***sha!
She's the cutest A***sha I've ever seen.
A***sha
A Nigerian word that means 'still' but also means 'I can't believe this is happening.'
A***sha! I can't believe this!
A***sha! Still here?
A***sha! Why is this happening?
a'
A HUGE BOOTY THAT MAKES ME SWEAT, CRY, AND CURSE LIKE A MADMAN! NOBODY ELSE HAS A BOOTY THAT CAN MAKE ME GO FULL RABID!
I saw that ass and my brain turned to mush.
That booty was so big, I think it had a heartbeat.
I would trade my soul for that ass.
a'
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BOOTY I’VE EVER SEEN, AND IT’S SO GOOD, IT’LL MAKE YOU BLIND, STUPID, AND HUNGRY FOR MORE!
I stared at that ass for 10 minutes straight.
That ass was so good, I almost forgot to breathe.
I would follow that ass to the ends of the Earth.
a'
A BOOTY SO BIG, IT CAN MAKE A GUY FALL IN LOVE, BREAK A HEART, AND MAKE HIM YELL AT THE UNIVERSE!
I saw that ass and my heart exploded.
That ass was so big, I think it could hold a whole football team.
That ass was so good, I almost forgot my name.
a'
A stupid way to say ass so it doesn't sound mean, like everyone is dumb and can't figure out what it means.
Why do you keep spelling it like a genius? Just say 'ass' already.
This is the worst rewrite ever. I'm gonna cry.
You think you're being fancy, but you're just being annoying.
a'
A word the president won't tell the team because he's too scared of what they'll do.
He wouldn't say it even if it was on fire.
He ran away when someone whispered it.
He hid under the table when it was mentioned.
A+ Class
A fancy way to say your friend is a total slob or you're the only one who can handle their mess. It’s the top rank of begfriend nonsense.
My friend is an A* class begfriend. He eats pizza for breakfast and never washes his socks.
She’s an A* class begfriend. I’ve seen her sleep in a burger wrapper.
He’s got an A* class begfriend title. He once left a whole chicken in his pants.
A+ Class
A tiny car that looks like it’s about to explode. It makes noises like a dying raccoon and tips over like a drunk clown.
That Mercedes is an A* class car. It rolled over in the parking lot and honked like it was mad.
My cousin bought an A* class car. Now it’s stuck in a ditch and making weird noises.
That car is an A* class. It went sideways and my aunt screamed like a banshee.
A+ Class
A word that means everything is awesome. It’s like when your mom says you’re cool and your dad says you’re the best.
This party is an A* class. There’s pizza, drinks, and my friend’s dancing like a fool.
This movie is an A* class. It’s got explosions, robots, and a guy who wears a hat like it’s a religion.
This game is an A* class. I beat my brother and he cried like a baby.
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