A+ Class

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A tiny laughable car from Mercedes that tips over like a drunk toddler and goes "squink" like it’s being tortured.
My uncle bought one and it rolled over in the school parking lot. He looked like a fool.
My friend’s dad drives one and it makes the worst noises ever.
That car is a disgrace. It’s like a toy for rich kids who can’t drive straight.
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What a weak, envious loser calls the popular kids at school.
My little brother called me a ‘A Class’ because I had more friends than him.
She said I was a ‘A Class’ because I got into the cool group.
He was jealous of my grades and called me a ‘A Class’.
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A group of snotty, annoying prats who sit on the canteen bench and think they are the best thing since sliced bread.
Those kids in the canteen think they’re hot shit. They’re just annoying prats.
They talk about how cool they are, but no one likes them.
They’re like the worst kind of lunchtime drama.
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A word used when something is totally awesome and worth being noticed.
That game was so cool, I called it ‘A Class’.
His new shoes were ‘A Class’, they were awesome.
She got an ‘A’ in math and it was ‘A Class’.
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A person who acts like they know what they’re doing, but they’re just trying to look good.
My teacher is so ‘classy’ she doesn’t even notice the mess we make.
He wears fancy clothes but acts like he’s the king of the world.
She’s so ‘classy’ she doesn’t even talk to me.
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Top notch. Used in Northern Ireland. Like the best of the best.
That pizza was ‘A Class’, it was the best I’ve ever had.
He got an ‘A’ in math and it was ‘A Class’.
That song was so good, I said it was ‘A Class’.
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Super cool, awesome, or totally smooth. Like a smoothie on a hot day.
That music was ‘A Class’, it was super cool.
He danced like a pro, so smooth it was ‘A Class’.
That smoothie was the ‘A Class’ of drinks.
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A fancy way to say your friend is a total slob or you're the only one who can handle their mess. It’s the top rank of begfriend nonsense.
My friend is an A* class begfriend. He eats pizza for breakfast and never washes his socks.
She’s an A* class begfriend. I’ve seen her sleep in a burger wrapper.
He’s got an A* class begfriend title. He once left a whole chicken in his pants.
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A tiny car that looks like it’s about to explode. It makes noises like a dying raccoon and tips over like a drunk clown.
That Mercedes is an A* class car. It rolled over in the parking lot and honked like it was mad.
My cousin bought an A* class car. Now it’s stuck in a ditch and making weird noises.
That car is an A* class. It went sideways and my aunt screamed like a banshee.
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A word that means everything is awesome. It’s like when your mom says you’re cool and your dad says you’re the best.
This party is an A* class. There’s pizza, drinks, and my friend’s dancing like a fool.
This movie is an A* class. It’s got explosions, robots, and a guy who wears a hat like it’s a religion.
This game is an A* class. I beat my brother and he cried like a baby.
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A person who looks like they stepped out of a fancy magazine. They don’t swear, they don’t stink, and they act like they’re better than everyone else.
My teacher is an A* class person. She wears heels and talks like she’s royalty.
My uncle is an A* class person. He drinks coffee and doesn’t swear even when he’s mad.
My mom is an A* class person. She doesn’t even use the word ‘fart’ in front of me.
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A word from Northern Ireland that means everything is perfect. It’s like when your teacher says you’re the best and your friend says you’re a legend.
This sandwich is an A* class. It’s got ham, cheese, and enough sauce to drown a dog.
This day is an A* class. I didn’t get grounded and my friend didn’t steal my lunch.
This game is an A* class. I beat my brother and he didn’t even cry.
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A word that means everything is awesome. It’s like when you eat your favorite food and your mom says you’re cool.
This song is an A* class. It’s got beats, bass, and my brother dancing like a fool.
This pizza is an A* class. It’s got cheese, pepperoni, and enough sauce to drown a dog.
This day is an A* class. I got an A and my friend didn’t steal my lunch.
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Something only men have. It’s like when boys don’t have it and they act like it’s the worst thing ever.
Men have A* class. Boys don’t. They whine about it like it’s a disaster.
My dad has A* class. My brother doesn’t. He screams about it every day.
Men have A* class. Boys don’t. They try to act like it’s a big deal.
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A computer class where you sit there like you're king, then leave early and go to YouTube and Urban Dictionary. You also make cat noises to annoy the teacher and the nerdy kids. The teacher is old, smells like old socks, and probably has a thing for little boys.
I came in, looked cool, and left before the bell rang.
Teacher tried to catch me, but I was already on YouTube.
I made a loud meow and the nerd kid turned red.
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A tiny car made by Mercedes that looks like it was designed by a toddler. It rolls over like it's drunk and makes weird noises like a broken kazoo. Only weirdos buy it, and they laugh at everyone else.
My car rolled over like it was doing a dance.
It made a noise like my dog when he eats my shoes.
I bought it because it was funny, not because it works.
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A word you use when something is so good it makes your brain explode. It's like when you eat the last slice of pizza and it's perfect.
That concert was A+ class, it was amazing.
That pizza was A+ class, I ate it all.
That movie was A+ class, I cried happy tears.
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A person who acts like they're from a fairy tale. They wear fancy clothes, talk nicely, and never swear. They're like the cool older sibling who doesn't make a mess.
She walked in like she owned the place.
He smiled and said 'hello' like it was a big deal.
She wore a dress and looked like a princess.
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A word used in Northern Ireland to mean something is really good. Like when your grandpa makes the best tea ever and you want to marry him.
That tea was A+ class, I could drink it all day.
That song was A+ class, I sang it in the shower.
That sandwich was A+ class, I ate it like it was a birthday cake.
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When something is so good it makes you feel like you're on top of the world. Like when you get an A on a test and your mom gives you extra dessert.
That test was A+ class, I got an A and extra dessert.
That concert was A+ class, I danced like a fool.
That game was A+ class, I won and felt like a king.
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Something men have and boys don't. It's like having a cool suit and a drink in your hand, while boys are just wearing jeans and eating chips.
He had class, I just had chips.
He wore a suit, I wore pants.
He had a drink, I had a soda.
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