A***sha

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What you scream when you're getting run over by a bus and you're too lazy to die properly.
A***sha! I'm not ready to die yet!
A***sha! This bus is gonna kill me!
A***sha! I'm still alive, I'm still alive!
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A girl so soft she'll make your heart bleed and your brain explode with how beautiful she is.
Look at her, she's like a dream come true!
That girl is so soft I want to marry her.
She’s so pretty, I’m gonna cry.
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What you yell when you're stuck in a stupid mess and you're too dumb to think.
A***sha! I can't fix this!
A***sha! I'm confused!
A***sha! This is stupid!
4
How you feel when you're stuck listening to Ben Kweller and you're too tired to move.
A***sha! This song is killing me!
A***sha! I can't take it anymore.
A***sha! I just want to sleep.
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The short way to say 'shut the fuck up' when someone is right and you're too proud to admit it.
A***sha! I'm not wrong!
A***sha! You're right, I'm wrong.
A***sha! I won't shut up!
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A Louisiana word for sweetheart, but it's also for when someone is so cute they make you want to slap them.
You're my A***sha!
That kid is my A***sha!
She's the cutest A***sha I've ever seen.
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A Nigerian word that means 'still' but also means 'I can't believe this is happening.'
A***sha! I can't believe this!
A***sha! Still here?
A***sha! Why is this happening?
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