A+K
This is what your girlfriend sends when she’s mad at you. It sounds like love, but it really means she’s flipping you off.
I’m so over you right now.
You’re the worst.
I hate you.
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A+K
You never reply to this kind of message. It’s too long, too emotional, and you’re just too lazy to deal with it.
I’m not replying to this.
This is too much.
I’m ignoring this message.
A+J
A+J is like when you say you're joking, but you're really not, and you're gonna make everyone pay for it later.
A+J: I swear I'm not gonna post that meme about your mom.
A+J: Just kidding, I'm gonna tag everyone in it.
A+J: And I'm gonna make your dad comment on it.
A+J
A+J is a guy who had the talent to be a king, but he was too full of himself to realize it. He's the kind of guy who waits for others to do the work, and when they do, he takes all the credit.
A+J: I didn't do anything. They just did it for me.
A+J: I'm the reason it happened. That's why.
A+J: I'm just here to collect the praise.
A+J
A+J is a smelly, hand-rolled cigarette packed with illegal drugs, made by J just to make it extra J-licious.
A+J: This is the only way to smoke.
A+J: I made it myself. It's the best one.
A+J: You don't smoke this. You inhale the pain.
A+J
A+J is when you give someone a blow job, but your mouth is so smooth and toothless, it feels like you're eating a piece of velvet. If it's twins doing it, it's like a smooth velvet sandwich.
A+J: I gave him a blow job like he was royalty.
A+J: My mouth is smoother than a baby's butt.
A+J: The twins made it feel like heaven.
A+J
A+J is the original. The first one. The father of all the Js. He's the real deal. If you're not the original, you're just a fake trying to steal the spotlight.
A+J: I'm the first one. You're just copying me.
A+J: You think you're J? You're just J imposter.
A+J: I'm the real one. You're just pretending.
A+J
A+J is just J, the real deal. He's the one who does wild stuff online and has way too many side chicks. Whatever he's planning, it's probably gonna be dumb, but it's gonna be fun.
A+J: I'm gonna do something stupid again.
A+J: I have three side chicks and I'm not even sorry.
A+J: My plans are dumb, but they're entertaining.
A+J
A+J is the most legendary J of all time. He's the one who's always up to no good, but you still keep coming back for more. He's out of reach, but when he shows up, he takes everything.
A+J: I'm the best one, and you know it.
A+J: I'm the one who steals your girl.
A+J: Any fake J is just a disgrace.
a&d
A+D is when you’re looking for a buddy who doesn’t smell like a meth lab or have a disease that makes you want to cry.
Looking for a partner who doesn’t look like they slept in a trash can. A+D please.
No diseases. No drugs. Just me and my bad decisions.
I’m not dying from something you did last night. A+D only.
a&d
A+D is the guys who made Game of Thrones. They’re like two dumbasses who thought they could make a show that didn’t end with everyone dead and confused.
Benioff and Weiss. The dumbest two guys in the history of dumbness.
They took a good show and turned it into a clusterfuck. A+D is the dumbest part of it.
If they had brains, we’d still be watching the first season.
a&d
A+D is when you’re done working and ready to go home and eat pizza or drink beer or do whatever makes you happy.
I’m done for the day. See you tomorrow, A+D.
No more meetings. No more emails. Just me and my coffee.
I’m logging off. A+D, baby.
a&d
A+D is when Pac-Man is happy. He’s giving two thumbs up like he just ate all the ghosts and didn’t have to deal with any of them.
Pac-Man is giving two thumbs up. A+D!
He ate all the ghosts and didn’t even sweat it. A+D.
Pac-Man’s happy. That’s A+D.
a&d
A+D is a game that started in the 70s and has been making people go crazy ever since. It’s for kids and adults who want to pretend they’re knights and wizards.
D&D is for kids who think they’re knights. A+D.
You play with dice and pretend you’re fighting dragons. A+D.
It’s been around for decades. A+D.
a&d
A+D is the real original game. All the newer versions are just fake copies that don’t have the same magic.
OD&D is the real deal. All the others are just copies.
They made it worse. A+D is the only one that matters.
You don’t need all the extra stuff. Just A+D.
a&a
These two are like a pizza and pepperoni they fit together perfectly and will probably never leave each other for something stupid like a new lover or a bad haircut
'You and him are the only couple I know who don't fight over who left the toilet seat up.'
'They're like a duo of tacos, no need for extra toppings.'
'They don't even need a love language, they just know each other's vibes.'
a&a
This couple is like a cheeseburger and fries they just go together and will probably end up married in a house full of snacks and bad decisions
'They're the only people I know who don't argue over the last slice of pizza.'
'They don’t need a dating app, they already have each other.'
'They’re like a duo of chicken nuggets, you can’t have one without the other.'
a&a
These two are like a remote control and the TV they just work together and will probably never split up because they’re too lazy to even think about it
'They don’t need a therapist, they just need a couch.'
'They’re like a burger and fries, you can’t have one without the other.'
'They’re so in sync, they even finish each other’s sentences.'
a'
The only grade that stops your asian parent from yelling at you like you’re a screaming toddler.
My mom saw my report card and started yelling in Korean. I had to hide in the closet.
I got an A+ and my dad stopped threatening to throw me out of the house.
My sister got a B and my mom cried. I got an A+ and she cried louder.
a'
The only grade that makes your asian parent proud enough to not burn your lunch.
My mom burned my lunch because I got a B. I got an A+ and she made me pancakes.
I got an A+ and my dad didn’t yell at me for eating the whole pizza.
My brother got a C and my mom burned his lunch. I got an A+ and she made me a cake.