A+ling ling
Ling Ling is the king of music and also my insurance provider. He’s that good.
He’s my insurance provider. He’s that good.
He plays like a king. I’m just the customer.
He’s the king of music and my insurance. I’m impressed.
Discover Slang
A+T
The finger-flipping face. Used when you're too lazy to argue but still want to show someone you think they're a complete idiot.
@lilbro you're still a scrub
Why did you lose to a noob
I'm gonna beat you in the next game, you piece of trash
A+T
The sobbing face. It's like crying so hard you're almost dead, but still trying to act like you're not a total mess.
I just got roasted in the lobby
My character died in the middle of a boss fight
I got 100% destroyed by a noob
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The study face. It's when you're so focused on your work you forget to breathe, and you're probably going to fail your life.
I’ve been studying for 10 hours straight
I just realized I forgot to do my homework
I’m gonna pass this test or I’m gonna die
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Kirby flipping someone off. It's like the pink round guy is saying, 'You're not cool, and I'm going to prove it.'
Kirby just flipped me off in the middle of the game
I got flipped off by Kirby while I was playing
Kirby was like, 'You're not even worth my time'
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The man flipping you off like it's the end of the world. It's like he's saying, 'You're not cool, and you're never going to be cool.'
The man flipped me off in the lobby
He said, 'You're not even worth my time'
He flipped me off while I was playing
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The blushing cry face. It's like you're crying so hard you're also blushing, and you're probably embarrassed about it.
I cried so hard I blushed
I got embarrassed while crying
I was crying and blushing at the same time
A+T
The angry face trying not to cry. It's like you're so mad you're about to cry, but you're also trying to act like you're not a total mess.
I'm so mad I'm about to cry
I was trying not to cry but I failed
I was angry and trying not to cry at the same time
a&m
A meeting where people get married and then immediately make out like they're on a candy high. It's like Catholic version of animals doing the horizontal boogie.
At the wedding, they got married and then started making out like they were on a sugar rush.
The priest said 'I do' and then they both fell into a candy coma.
They got married and then went into the back of the church like it was a snack bar.
a&m
Those colored candies that are like little chocolate bombs. They have a hard shell, and sometimes there's a peanut inside like it's a surprise party.
My kid ate a whole bag of M&Ms and got a peanut surprise in his mouth.
The M&Ms were like tiny explosions in my mouth.
I tried to eat a M&M and it was like a mini peanut party in my head.
a&m
A face that goes with people who like rock music. It's like the happy version of being beat up by a guitar.
He was listening to rock music and his face was like a happy cat.
She saw a rock band and her face was like she just got a free snack.
He smiled at the music like it was his favorite snack.
a&m
A face that shows people going wild to the music. Like they're being hit by a guitar and loving it.
He was headbanging like he was fighting a guitar.
She was rocking out like she had a snack in her head.
He looked like he was being hit by a drum and loved it.
a&m
Circles of chocolate that come in different colors. People think they're the best invention since ninjas, or maybe pizza.
Those candies are like the best invention since ninjas.
I think M&Ms are better than pizza.
Those candies are the best since the invention of pizza.
a&m
A situation where two people dated, broke up, but one still wants the other. It's like a love story with a broken snack bar.
Michaila still loves Marshawn even after they broke up.
Marshawn might still like Michaila, but he’s not sure.
They went out, broke up, but Michaila still loves Marshawn like it was a snack bar.
a&m
A snack for kids who are too fat to run. It’s like a bag of candy and nuts for people who don’t move.
My kid ate the trail mix and got too fat to run.
That trail mix is like a snack for couch potatoes.
The trail mix is for kids who sit and eat like they're on a snack break.
A+K
Ariana and Kiana are the best friends ever. They text each other love heart emojis like they’re on a sugar rush.
Ariana: 💓💓💓💓 Kiana: 💓💓💓💓💓
Kiana: 💓💓 Ariana: 💓💓💓💓
Ariana: 💓 Kiana: 💓💓💓💓💓
A+K
A short way to say okay, but it's also a mean way to say yeah, like when you're being a total pain.
Okay, I guess.
Yeah, whatever.
Sure, why not?
A+K
You send this when you're done being nice or when you're so tired of talking to someone, you just want them to go away.
I'm done with this conversation.
Can we stop talking?
I'm hanging up on you.
A+K
This is what people send when they want to ignore you or pretend you're not even there.
I'm not even going to reply to this.
You're not worth my time.
I'm ignoring you now.
A+K
This board is where people talk about guns and explosions. It’s mostly nonsense, but sometimes there’s something cool hiding in the mess.
/k/ is the best board ever.
I love /k/ because of the explosions.
The weapons board is my favorite.