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A meeting where people get married and then immediately make out like they're on a candy high. It's like Catholic version of animals doing the horizontal boogie.
At the wedding, they got married and then started making out like they were on a sugar rush.
The priest said 'I do' and then they both fell into a candy coma.
They got married and then went into the back of the church like it was a snack bar.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Those colored candies that are like little chocolate bombs. They have a hard shell, and sometimes there's a peanut inside like it's a surprise party.
My kid ate a whole bag of M&Ms and got a peanut surprise in his mouth.
The M&Ms were like tiny explosions in my mouth.
I tried to eat a M&M and it was like a mini peanut party in my head.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A face that goes with people who like rock music. It's like the happy version of being beat up by a guitar.
He was listening to rock music and his face was like a happy cat.
She saw a rock band and her face was like she just got a free snack.
He smiled at the music like it was his favorite snack.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A face that shows people going wild to the music. Like they're being hit by a guitar and loving it.
He was headbanging like he was fighting a guitar.
She was rocking out like she had a snack in her head.
He looked like he was being hit by a drum and loved it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Circles of chocolate that come in different colors. People think they're the best invention since ninjas, or maybe pizza.
Those candies are like the best invention since ninjas.
I think M&Ms are better than pizza.
Those candies are the best since the invention of pizza.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A situation where two people dated, broke up, but one still wants the other. It's like a love story with a broken snack bar.
Michaila still loves Marshawn even after they broke up.
Marshawn might still like Michaila, but he’s not sure.
They went out, broke up, but Michaila still loves Marshawn like it was a snack bar.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A snack for kids who are too fat to run. It’s like a bag of candy and nuts for people who don’t move.
My kid ate the trail mix and got too fat to run.
That trail mix is like a snack for couch potatoes.
The trail mix is for kids who sit and eat like they're on a snack break.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A big fat butt and a mouth that never stops talking. Or when your butt goes straight to someone's mouth like it's a dating app for butts.
My cousin's a&m is so loud, I got a ticket for noise pollution.
He said 'a&m' like it was a fancy restaurant.
My dog's a&m is so bad, it's like he's trying to talk to a donut.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A holy mess of meeting, Mary, and making out. It’s like Catholic school got a side of animal sex and a lollipop.
That a&m was so holy, the priest gave them a standing ovation.
She said 'meet, Mary, and mate' like it was a prayer.
He did an a&m with a goat and got excommunicated.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Those colorful little candy balls that make your mouth look like a rainbow exploded. Some have peanuts, others are just sad chocolate.
I ate so many M&Ms, my tongue turned into a candy store.
She brought M&Ms to the funeral and no one cried.
My dog ate all my M&Ms and now he thinks he's a unicorn.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A smiley face that loves rock music so much, it’s like it’s got a permanent middle finger.
That a&m was so loud, the cat ran away screaming.
He used the a&m emoji like it was a concert ticket.
She texted me a smiley and I knew it was rock music.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A face that looks like it’s having a meltdown while headbanging. It’s like the emoji version of a concert gone wrong.
He sent me an emotioncon and I knew he was mad.
That emotioncon was so loud, it woke up my neighbor.
She used the emotioncon like it was a therapy session.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Those round, colorful candies that are so good, they should be given a Nobel Prize. Also, ninjas are cool, but M&Ms are better.
I ate so many M&Ms, I became a walking candy factory.
She brought M&Ms to the ninja fight and won.
That M&M was so good, it made my enemy cry.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Michaila and Marshawn’s love story, but it’s like a soap opera that never ends. She still loves him, he might still love her, or he might be fake.
Michaila still texts Marshawn every day, even though he blocked her.
Marshawn said he still loves her, but he’s probably lying.
They broke up, but it’s like they’re still on a reality show.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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