Discover Slang

A,D,A,D disorder
When someone in a game is so lazy and dumb they press (a,d,a,d,a,d,a,d) all the time to either annoy their squad or show how bad they are.
He did (a,d,a,d,a,d) and I got a 2nd place because of him.
She did (a,d,a,d,a,d) and I was like 'this is not even a real game.'
He did (a,d,a,d,a,d) and said 'this is my way of relaxing.'
A,B connection
The place where your butt and nuts meet. It’s the most cursed spot on a man’s body.
My A,B connection is on fire and I can’t focus on anything else.
He was running from the cops and his A,B connection was screaming at him.
My A,B connection is so sore I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck.
A,B connection
The area where your ass and balls hang out together. It’s the reason men don’t wear tight pants.
I woke up with my A,B connection screaming at me.
He tried to sit down and his A,B connection let him know it wasn’t happy.
My A,B connection is the reason I failed my math test.
A,B connection
The spot where your ass and balls are best friends. They hang out together and sometimes fight.
My A,B connection started a war and now I can’t think straight.
He was laughing so hard his A,B connection almost fell off.
My A,B connection is the reason I can’t sleep at night.
A,B connection
The area where your butt and nuts live together. It’s the most embarrassing part of your body.
He showed his A,B connection to the whole class and now he’s famous.
I tripped and my A,B connection flew out of my pants.
My A,B connection is the reason I failed my presentation.
A,B connection
The spot where your ass and balls are stuck together. It’s the reason men don’t wear skirts.
My A,B connection is stuck and I can’t move.
He tried to dance and his A,B connection ruined it.
My A,B connection is the reason I can’t go to the gym.
A,B connection
The place where your ass and balls hang out and talk about your problems. It’s the most honest part of your body.
My A,B connection told me my life is a disaster.
He asked his A,B connection for advice and got the worst answer ever.
My A,B connection is the reason I quit my job.
A, Uhm
When you're too chicken to speak up and say what you really want to say. You're scared of what might happen if you actually say it.
A: Uhm... are you sure you're not a potato? B: What? A: Never mind.
A: Uhm... I think I just peed my pants. B: You're not alone.
A: Uhm... that was the worst pizza I've ever eaten. B: Thanks, I was just about to say that.
A, Uhm
A programmer's way of saying 'what the hell are you talking about?' or 'you're an idiot and I'm too lazy to explain it.'
A: What's a loop? B: Uhm... you're not a programmer, are you?
A: Uhm... why is the sky blue? B: I'm not your science teacher.
A: Uhm... this code is garbage. B: Thanks, I needed a confidence boost.
A, Uhm
When your brain is empty and you just say 'uhm' because you're too lazy to think of anything else.
A: What's your favorite color? B: Uhm... I don't know.
A: What did you do today? B: Uhm... I survived.
A: What's 2+2? B: Uhm... I'm not sure.
A, Uhm
A mix of 'uh' and 'um' used when you're talking to someone who's so dumb they make you want to scream.
A: Why is the sky green? B: Uhm... because you're a dumbass.
A: What's your name? B: Uhm... I don't know, you tell me.
A: Why are you crying? B: Uhm... I'm not sure, maybe I just peed my pants.
A, Uhm
It's like 'uh' and 'um' stuck together, but it can also mean 'you horny mate' if you're dumb enough to say it.
A: Uhm... I think I just peed my pants. B: You're not alone.
A: Uhm... I'm not your friend. B: You're not my friend either.
A: Uhm... you're a complete ass. B: Thanks, I needed that.
A, Uhm
When you're so smart you know the answer but you're too lazy to say it. Or when you're too dumb to know the answer and you just make noise.
A: What's 2+2? B: Uhm... I don't know. I just like making noise.
A: What's your name? B: Uhm... I don't know, but I'm smart.
A: What's the capital of France? B: Uhm... I just like making noise.
A, Uhm
When you're too lazy to comment on something, but you still want to make noise because you're a loud, annoying person.
A: I just ate a whole pizza. B: Uhm... cool.
A: I failed my test. B: Uhm... I didn't know.
A: I just peed my pants. B: Uhm... that's not cool.
A+ling ling
The rudest puta ever. If you see an Ashley, you gotta swoosh. She steals your manz like a thief in the night. Her siblings look like they got hit by a truck. Don't waste your time with her, she's broke and grumpy.
Ashley just stole my bf. Again. SMH.
Her brother got a black eye from her. Again.
She tried to steal my dog. My dog hates her.
A+ling ling
Ling Ling is the king of music. He plays like a god, no messin’ around.
Ling Ling played the piano like a god. I was in awe.
He played the flute while doing push-ups. I was confused.
He played the violin with his feet. I was amazed.
A+ling ling
A person who is always better than you. They practice so hard, they might as well be a robot.
He practiced 40 hours a day. He’s a robot.
She did the Ling Ling challenge with a hula hoop. I cried.
He played with his non-dominant hand. I got dizzy.
A+ling ling
A legend. So good, they make your skills look like garbage. They are the peak of everything.
Ling Ling is a legend. My skills look like trash.
He played better than me. I quit.
He’s the peak of skill. I’m the bottom.
A+ling ling
That violinist your mom won’t shut up about. He’s hot, smart, and can play better than anyone.
My mom won’t stop talking about him. I’m tired.
He’s hot and smart. I’m jealous.
He plays better than Hilary Hahn. I’m shocked.
A+ling ling
Just accept it, Ling Ling is better than you. He practices 40 hours a day. You’re just not cut out for this.
Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day. I practice 1 hour. I’m trash.
He’s better than me. I’m just sad.
I’m not cut out for this. He is.
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