Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're too chicken to speak up and say what you really want to say. You're scared of what might happen if you actually say it.

A: Uhm... are you sure you're not a potato? B: What? A: Never mind.

A: Uhm... I think I just peed my pants. B: You're not alone.

A: Uhm... that was the worst pizza I've ever eaten. B: Thanks, I was just about to say that.

2

A programmer's way of saying 'what the hell are you talking about?' or 'you're an idiot and I'm too lazy to explain it.'

A: What's a loop? B: Uhm... you're not a programmer, are you?

A: Uhm... why is the sky blue? B: I'm not your science teacher.

A: Uhm... this code is garbage. B: Thanks, I needed a confidence boost.

3

When your brain is empty and you just say 'uhm' because you're too lazy to think of anything else.

A: What's your favorite color? B: Uhm... I don't know.

A: What did you do today? B: Uhm... I survived.

A: What's 2+2? B: Uhm... I'm not sure.

4

A mix of 'uh' and 'um' used when you're talking to someone who's so dumb they make you want to scream.

A: Why is the sky green? B: Uhm... because you're a dumbass.

A: What's your name? B: Uhm... I don't know, you tell me.

A: Why are you crying? B: Uhm... I'm not sure, maybe I just peed my pants.

5

It's like 'uh' and 'um' stuck together, but it can also mean 'you horny mate' if you're dumb enough to say it.

A: Uhm... I think I just peed my pants. B: You're not alone.

A: Uhm... I'm not your friend. B: You're not my friend either.

A: Uhm... you're a complete ass. B: Thanks, I needed that.

6

When you're so smart you know the answer but you're too lazy to say it. Or when you're too dumb to know the answer and you just make noise.

A: What's 2+2? B: Uhm... I don't know. I just like making noise.

A: What's your name? B: Uhm... I don't know, but I'm smart.

A: What's the capital of France? B: Uhm... I just like making noise.

7

When you're too lazy to comment on something, but you still want to make noise because you're a loud, annoying person.

A: I just ate a whole pizza. B: Uhm... cool.

A: I failed my test. B: Uhm... I didn't know.

A: I just peed my pants. B: Uhm... that's not cool.