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The only grade that makes your asian parent forget they want to kill you.
I got an A+ and my mom forgot I was alive. She just started talking about college.
My dad was about to disown me until I got an A+.
I got an A+ and my mom stopped screaming. She just started screaming about my future.
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The only grade that gets you out of doing chores for a whole week.
I got an A+ and my mom let me skip chores. I didn’t even clean my room.
My dad said I could stay up late if I got an A+.
I got an A+ and my mom gave me a week off from washing dishes.
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The only grade that makes your asian parent act like they’re your best friend.
I got an A+ and my mom started texting me at midnight.
My dad said I was his best friend because I got an A+.
I got an A+ and my mom gave me a hug. I didn’t even cry.
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The only grade that makes your asian parent forget they’re mad at you.
I got an A+ and my mom forgot I was alive. She just started talking about college.
My dad was about to disown me until I got an A+.
I got an A+ and my mom stopped screaming. She just started screaming about my future.
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A fake grade used by eBayers to brag like they're the king of the marketplace. It’s just a bunch of extra pluses to make it look fancy.
Seller: 'I got an A+ ++++++++++++++' Buyer: 'You just added 12 pluses for no reason'
DM: 'Bro, I gave him an A++++++++++++++ because he said he’d give me free shipping'
Listing: '5-star review with an A+++++++++++++'
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A grade so fake it’s like a scam. People add pluses like they’re trying to trick the whole internet.
Comment: 'I gave this guy an A+++++++++++++++ because he said he was a 5-star seller'
Listing: 'A+++++++ because I felt like it'
Message: 'I added 20 pluses just to be annoying'
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An eBayer’s way of showing off. They add extra pluses like they’re trying to win a battle of the pluses.
Seller: 'I got an A++++++++++++++ because I’m the best'
Message: 'I gave you A+++++++++++++++ because I’m feeling generous'
Comment: 'This guy has an A++++++++++++++ and I’m not even impressed'
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A grade that’s so fake, it makes your brain hurt. People add pluses like they’re trying to confuse the whole internet.
Listing: 'A+++++++++++++++ because I felt like it'
Message: 'I gave him an A++++++++++++++ because he said he was a 5-star seller'
Comment: 'This grade is a mess with all these pluses'
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A grade so fake, it’s like it was made by a kid who just learned how to type. They add pluses like they’re trying to make it look cool.
Comment: 'I gave an A+++++++++++++++ because he said he was a 5-star seller'
Message: 'Bro, I just gave him an A+++++++++++++++ for no reason'
Listing: 'A+++++++++++++++ because I felt like it'
A++++++++++ FOREVER!
What an English teacher says when a student messes up words and acts like they’re smart.
"A+++ FOREVER!" after I said 'symbolysim' and 'society' like I knew what I was talking about.
"A+++ FOREVER!" because I thought I was being fancy.
He said 'A+++ FOREVER!' when I spelled 'symbolism' wrong and said 'society' like it was a brand name.
A++++++++++ FOREVER!
How long I want to be held in your arms or how long I’ll love you, whichever comes first.
"A+++ FOREVER!" when I asked him to hold me forever.
I said 'A+++ FOREVER!' after I got a crush on him.
She texted me 'A+++ FOREVER!' when she said she'd love me forever.
A++++++++++ FOREVER!
About two months and three days, which is the exact time it takes for me to forget you.
"A+++ FOREVER!" when I said I’d love him forever, but I forgot him in three weeks.
I said 'A+++ FOREVER!' and then forgot about her in two months and three days.
He said 'A+++ FOREVER!' and then moved on to the next girl in three weeks.
A++++++++++ FOREVER!
Forever, but like, really forever. So long that even your grandma’s dentures will fall off and your dog will start speaking Spanish.
"A+++ FOREVER!" when she said she’d love me forever, forever, forever, forever.
He said 'A+++ FOREVER!' like it was the last word on Earth.
I said 'A+++ FOREVER!' and meant it until my dog started talking Spanish.
A++++++++++ FOREVER!
A short way of saying 'forever,' like 'whatev' is a short way of saying 'whatever.' It’s also used when you’re too lazy to type a full word.
"A+++ FOREVER!" because I didn’t want to type the whole word.
She said 'A+++ FOREVER!' in a text because she was lazy.
He used 'A+++ FOREVER!' because he was too tired to write more.
A++++++++++ FOREVER!
A cute, silly way of saying 'forever.' You use it when you’re being playful or trying to sound extra cool.
"A+++ FOREVER!" when I was being silly with my crush.
She said 'A+++ FOREVER!' to sound extra cool.
He used 'A+++ FOREVER!' in a DM like it was a secret code.
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A stupid comment someone leaves on eBay because they're too high to think straight.
A+++++++ because the package arrived in 2 seconds.
A+++++++ because the item was a tiny bit pink.
A+++++++ because the seller had a nice laugh.
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The only grade a drug-fueled person would give if they were paid to be happy.
A+++++++ because the drugs worked.
A+++++++ because the other person was also high.
A+++++++ because the transaction was a dream.
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The grade Ralphie would get if his teacher was also a kid who wanted a leg lamp.
A+++++++ because he got a leg lamp for Christmas.
A+++++++ because his teacher was a kid too.
A+++++++ because the essay was full of lies.
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What a French guy says when he thinks you're cool, but probably doesn't know what you did.
A+++++++ because he thought you were cool.
A+++++++ because you gave him a sandwich.
A+++++++ because he didn't know your name.
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The grade you give when you know your life depends on this person and you don't want to die
My mom got an A+ because she drove me to school when I was asleep and I almost died.
I gave my crush an A+ because I would’ve cried if he failed.
My dog got an A+ because I would’ve lost my mind if he didn’t pass.
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