A+J

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A+J is like when you say you're joking, but you're really not, and you're gonna make everyone pay for it later.
A+J: I swear I'm not gonna post that meme about your mom.
A+J: Just kidding, I'm gonna tag everyone in it.
A+J: And I'm gonna make your dad comment on it.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A+J is a guy who had the talent to be a king, but he was too full of himself to realize it. He's the kind of guy who waits for others to do the work, and when they do, he takes all the credit.
A+J: I didn't do anything. They just did it for me.
A+J: I'm the reason it happened. That's why.
A+J: I'm just here to collect the praise.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A+J is a smelly, hand-rolled cigarette packed with illegal drugs, made by J just to make it extra J-licious.
A+J: This is the only way to smoke.
A+J: I made it myself. It's the best one.
A+J: You don't smoke this. You inhale the pain.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A+J is when you give someone a blow job, but your mouth is so smooth and toothless, it feels like you're eating a piece of velvet. If it's twins doing it, it's like a smooth velvet sandwich.
A+J: I gave him a blow job like he was royalty.
A+J: My mouth is smoother than a baby's butt.
A+J: The twins made it feel like heaven.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A+J is the original. The first one. The father of all the Js. He's the real deal. If you're not the original, you're just a fake trying to steal the spotlight.
A+J: I'm the first one. You're just copying me.
A+J: You think you're J? You're just J imposter.
A+J: I'm the real one. You're just pretending.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A+J is just J, the real deal. He's the one who does wild stuff online and has way too many side chicks. Whatever he's planning, it's probably gonna be dumb, but it's gonna be fun.
A+J: I'm gonna do something stupid again.
A+J: I have three side chicks and I'm not even sorry.
A+J: My plans are dumb, but they're entertaining.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A+J is the most legendary J of all time. He's the one who's always up to no good, but you still keep coming back for more. He's out of reach, but when he shows up, he takes everything.
A+J: I'm the best one, and you know it.
A+J: I'm the one who steals your girl.
A+J: Any fake J is just a disgrace.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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