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A Karling
A Karling is a guy who doesn't care if you're happy, but if you're sad, he'll make sure you're extra sad. He's got a sharp suit, a sharper mind, and a mouth that could talk a horse into running away.
Karl walked in, looked at me, and said, 'You're looking extra sad today.' I cried.
Karl just made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. He's a Karling.
He's a Karling, so he's got a suit, a mind, and a mouth that could talk a horse into running away.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Karling
A Karling is when your name is Karl and you're not even trying to be cool.
My name is Karl, and I'm a Karling. I don't even care.
I'm Karl, and I'm a Karling. I'm not trying to be cool.
Karl is my name, and I'm a Karling. I'm just standing here.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Karling
A Karling is a messy, overachieving man who will take your lunch money and your girlfriend. He's super organized, but he's also a chaos magnet.
Karl took my lunch money and my girlfriend. He's a Karling.
He's a Karling, so he's super organized, but he also takes your lunch money.
He's a Karling, so he takes your lunch money, your girlfriend, and your dignity.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Karling
A Karling is a democrat who thinks communists are just the cool kids in school who throw chairs at teachers.
Karl is a Karling, and he thinks communists are the cool kids who throw chairs at teachers.
He's a Karling, and he's a democrat who thinks communists are the cool kids.
Karl is a Karling, and he thinks communists are just the cool kids in school.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Karling
A Karling is a guy who is friends with ham and has the style of a spy. He's like James Bond, but with more ham.
Karl is a Karling, and he's friends with ham and has the style of a spy.
He's a Karling, and he's friends with ham and looks like James Bond.
Karl is a Karling, and he's friends with ham and has the style of a spy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Karling
A Karling is the most beautiful person in your life, but if you mess with her, she'll leave you faster than you can say 'I love you'.
She's a Karling, and if you mess with her, she'll leave you faster than you can say 'I love you'.
Karl is a Karling, and she's the most beautiful person in my life.
She's a Karling, and she's the most beautiful thing in my life.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Karger
A Karger is when someone is so late they might as well be dead. One Karger is like 15 minutes of being a lazy, stupid, useless human being.
I'm not late, I'm doing a Karger.
He missed the party because of a Karger.
She slept through her alarm and did a Karger.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Karger
A Karger is a person who is 100% Mexican. Like, they’re not just Mexican, they’re Mexican in every way, shape, and form.
That kid is a Karger, he eats tacos for breakfast.
She’s a Karger, she speaks Spanish before English.
He’s a Karger, he can dance salsa in his sleep.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Karger
A Karger is when your penis is so good it’s like it has a degree in greatness. You don’t just have a good penis, you have a Karger.
That guy has a Karger, I swear.
He’s got a Karger, I’ve seen it.
Don’t even talk to him, he’s got a Karger.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Karger
A Karger is when the sex is so good it’s like you’re in a dream. You don’t just have sex, you have a Karger.
That was a Karger, I’m still dizzy.
We had a Karger, I can’t even walk straight.
She gave me a Karger, I’m still smiling.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Karen Mom
a mom who thinks you're still a baby, yells at you for doing stuff like textin' or listenin' to music, and won't stop naggin' you about everything you do
She texted me at 10 PM about my hair, even though I had a test the next day.
She screamed at me for not cleaning my room, but she left hers a mess.
She called the school because I wore a hoodie on a Tuesday.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Karen Mom
a woman who needs essential oils to survive, has four kids in her trunk, and the manager of every store she goes into is now her best friend
She texted the store manager because her essential oils were out of order.
She had the manager in her trunk because she forgot to pay for her coffee.
She called the manager because her third kid started a fight in the grocery store.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Karen Mom
a mom who wants you to be the best, but she's so annoying you just wanna scream and hide in your closet for the rest of your life
She told me she wants me to be a CEO, but she still calls me every day at 7 AM.
She sent me a text at midnight about my grades, even though I got an A.
She cried when I said I wanted to be a musician, but then she called the school to complain about my music class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Karen Banegas
A tiny Hispanic girl who thinks she's the center of the universe and can't handle anyone not fawning over her. She acts like a holy angel but would sell her soul for a good time and a free lunch.
She called me at 2 a. m. because she was mad I didn't text her back fast enough.
She claimed she was praying for me but then asked for a discount at the mall.
She broke up with me because I didn't remember her favorite snack.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Karen Banegas
A little Hispanic girl who can't tell the difference between love and a free meal. She hurts the ones who truly love her just to feel important. She's not smart and acts like she's got a degree in drama.
She dumped me because I didn't like her new hairstyle, even though I told her it looked good.
She said she was in love but then got mad because I didn't buy her a new phone.
She acted like I was the one who cheated, even though I was just being lazy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Kara Brennan
When you lose your mind and chop your head off like it’s a bad habit
I woke up screaming and my hair was on the floor. Not my hair. My soul.
My stylist said I looked like a madwoman. I said that’s the point.
I tried to grow it back. Now I look like a confused raccoon.
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A Kara Brennan
When you snap and shave your head so fast it’s like you’re trying to outrun your problems
I shaved my head in the bathroom. My ex walked in and cried. I cried harder.
My mom said I looked like a bald eagle. I said I’m not a bird, I’m a warrior.
I had to wear a hat to work. My boss said I was hiding. I said I was hiding from my life.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Kara Brennan
When you go full lunatic and rip your hair out like it owes you money
I ripped out my hair so fast my fingers were sore. My dog looked at me like I was crazy.
My hair looked like a tangled mess. My mom said I should’ve just kept it that way.
I tried to fix it with glue. Now my hair is stuck to my face.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Kanye West
A guy who lives in a deep hole of debt and still acts like he’s rich and cool.
I’m swimming in debt, but I’m still the richest guy in the world.
Debt is just a fancy pool I swim in every day.
I got a loan for a hat. That’s how rich I am.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Kanye West
He yells at a dictionary like it owes him money.
Urban Dictionary is the best. Merriam Webster is just a sad kid in the corner.
Merriam Webster, I’ll let you finish, but Urban Dictionary has the best definition of all time.
I’m the best. Merriam Webster can’t even spell ‘best’.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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