A Mick Jagger
The biggest whore in the business who still gets the best parts.
She’s a Mick Jagger and still the biggest whore.
He’s a Mick Jagger and the biggest whore.
That Mick Jagger is the biggest whore in the industry.
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A Mick Jagger
A bit of a tool, but still hot. Describes someone who looks good but is a total pain.
He’s a Mick Jagger and a bit of a tool.
She’s a Mick Jagger and still hot.
That Mick Jagger is a tool but still cool.
A Micheal-Richards
When you yell the nastiest race stuff at a Black person so loud they feel it in their bones.
I called my neighbor a nappy-headed fool for not mowing his lawn.
She said 'you’re so Black you make my hair frizzy' during a Zoom meeting.
He screamed 'I’m gonna beat you like your grandma' at a kid on the bus.
A Micheal-Richards
A guy who played a funny friend on TV and then went full lunatic with a racist rant that made everyone laugh and cringe.
He ranted about Black people for 10 minutes on a camera.
He said 'I’m gonna punch you in the face' to a Black man at a deli.
He yelled 'I’m the king of the racists' during a live interview.
A Micheal-Richards
A man who shoves his butt hair down someone’s throat like it’s a prank and not a nightmare.
He stuck his butt hair in my mouth during a fight.
He tossed his hairs into my drink at a party.
He stuffed his hairs down my throat during a video call.
A Michael-Richards
To blow the lid off the truth no matter how much it burns someone's face.
He told the guy he was a f***ing moron and didn't care if he lived or died.
She screamed the truth at him like he was her enemy.
He called out his friend for stealing his lunch like it was a crime.
A Michael-Richards
A famous guy from the 90s who played a weird guy on TV, then went full f***-face on stage and called people names like a madman.
He was famous for being weird on TV, but then he went f***-crazy at a club.
He was a star on TV, but then he turned into a raving lunatic.
He was a beloved character on TV, but then he turned into a f***-headed mess.
A Michael-Richards
The biggest mistake you can make by accidentally being a huge jerk to multiple groups of people.
He insulted everyone at once and ended up being a total idiot.
She accidentally said something mean to two groups at once and got roasted.
He made everyone mad by being a clumsy jerk.
A Michael-Richards
The weird guy from Seinfeld who lost it and yelled a word black people say 20 times in a row.
He lost his mind and kept saying a black word over and over.
He turned into a raving lunatic and yelled the same word 20 times.
He went crazy and shouted a word black people use like it was a battle cry.
A Michael-Richards
A comedian who got f***ed up by his own rage and now has to do stupid rehab for it.
He got angry and lost it in front of people, now he's in rehab.
He yelled at some guys and now he's stuck in a stupid rehab program.
He lost his cool and now has to deal with stupid rehab.
A Michael-Richards
You know who he is if you're not a total brain-dead idiot or a 2000s baby.
If you don't know who he is, you're either brain-dead or a 2000s baby.
You should know who he is, unless you're a brain-dead idiot.
He's so famous you know who he is unless you're a brain-dead baby.
A Michael-Richards
A funny guy on TV who got weird on the show and now hates people for no reason.
He was funny on TV but now he hates people for no reason.
He was the best on TV but now he makes racists out of everyone.
He was the funniest guy on TV but now he's a total racists.
A Michael Bolton
A talentless, smelly, butt-ugly man who thinks he's the king of music. And he's not even close.
I swear, if he sang one more song, I’d throw my phone at him.
He’s like the worst version of a rock star. With more sweat and less talent.
He’s the reason I hate love songs now.
A Michael Bolton
A man who went from being the worst to becoming a legend after singing with the Lonely Island. Now he’s got a good voice, and everyone’s mad about it.
He went from ‘no talent’ to ‘legend’ because of a song. It’s wild.
He actually has a good voice now. Who saw that coming?
He’s like the underdog who finally won. And it’s awesome.
A Michael Bolton
The guy who makes my heart go boom when he sings ‘When a Man Loves a Woman.’ I live for that song.
That song is pure magic. I listen to it every day.
He’s like the love of my life, but in song form.
Whenever I hear that song, I feel like I’m on cloud nine.
A Michael Bolton
A guy from Office Space who hates his name because of the other name-sucking douchbag he shares it with.
He’s the Office Space guy who can’t stand his name. And the other guy.
He’s like the dork version of a name-sucker.
He’s the reason I hate my name now.
A Michael Bolton
A guy who sings like he’s got a cow in his throat and looks like a rejected testicle. Also a character from Office Space.
He sounds like he’s trying to sing while being constipated.
He looks like he’s been hit by a testicle and a cow.
He’s the worst. But I still love him.
A Michael Bolton
A man who loves Jack Sparrow more than anyone and also loves Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich, and Scarface.
He loves Jack Sparrow more than I love pizza.
He’s like the ultimate fan of all time.
He’s got the taste of a movie lover and the heart of a pirate.
A Michael Bolton
A guy who thinks he’s the best singer ever, but he’s really just a bad version of a rock star with a bad attitude.
He thinks he’s the best, but he’s just a bad rock star.
He’s like a rock star with a bad attitude and zero talent.
He’s the worst, but he’s the worst in the best way.
A Michael Balogh
When you’ve devoured so many Taco Bell red tacos that your guts look like a crime scene and your poop is red and angry
I ate 10 tacos and now my poop is like a murder mystery
My colon is screaming in red
I took a dump and it looked like a bloodbath