A Mick Jagger

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A tiny, fast poop blast you let rip from your butt on something like a toilet, wall, or someones face. If timed right, it leaves a green goop that looks like Mick Jagger’s lips.
I did a Mick Jagger on the toilet and got a green goop on the seat.
He did a Mick Jagger on my face during lunch.
I did a Mick Jagger on my mom and she yelled at me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a guy claims to have knocked up a bunch of women and is too proud to admit he’s a total mess.
That Mick Jagger claimed he knocked up 10 women and is still bragging about it.
He’s a Mick Jagger and still dating his ex.
He’s a Mick Jagger and still doesn’t know who his kids are.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The king of all sex stuff. Also the lead singer of The Rolling Stones who still looks cool in his 70s.
Mick Jagger is the God of Sex and still looks good.
He’s the God of Sex and still rockin’ it.
Mick Jagger is the God of Sex and still got it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The guy who looks like Mick Jagger and is the only one who gets to stay.
He looked like a Mick Jagger and stayed.
The dude looked like Mick Jagger and got to stay.
He was a Mick Jagger and got to stay.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The most awesome dude ever, even if he’s a bit of a tool.
He’s a Mick Jagger and the most awesome dude.
He’s a Mick Jagger and still cool.
He’s a Mick Jagger and the best guy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The biggest whore in the business who still gets the best parts.
She’s a Mick Jagger and still the biggest whore.
He’s a Mick Jagger and the biggest whore.
That Mick Jagger is the biggest whore in the industry.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bit of a tool, but still hot. Describes someone who looks good but is a total pain.
He’s a Mick Jagger and a bit of a tool.
She’s a Mick Jagger and still hot.
That Mick Jagger is a tool but still cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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