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A Smoo

A Smoo is when you’re doing the whole relationship thing but not getting any of the fun parts.

He said we were ‘together’ but never touched me.

We went on a date and he just stared at his phone the whole time.

He promised a romantic night but just ordered pizza and watched YouTube.

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A Smoo

A Smoo is a swear word you’re supposed to keep quiet. It’s like a dirty secret from the 90s.

My mom said I couldn’t say it at the dinner table.

My brother whispered it to me during church.

He got in trouble for writing it on his math test.

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A Smoo

A Smoo is that thing you’re stuck with for 9 months, and then you spend the rest of your life trying to get it back.

I had to deal with it for nine months, and now I’m stuck with him forever.

He came out of me like a surprise.

I spent nine months carrying it, and now I’m stuck with it.

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A Smoo

A Smoo is the Korean way of saying ‘smooth’, but in this case, it’s not smooth. It’s messy and full of drama.

He said he was ‘smooth’ but he acted like a mess.

He told me he was Korean, but I still didn’t get it.

He called me ‘smooth’ but I had no idea what he meant.

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A Smoo

A Smoo is that thing you shave down to nothing and then wonder why your man is still looking at you like you’re a joke.

I shaved it all off and now he just laughs at me.

He said it looked ‘clean’ but it looked like a buzzcut.

I spent an hour shaving and he spent five minutes looking at me.

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A Smoo

A Smoo is a word guys use to describe a thing that comes out of a woman and makes them go weak in the knees, or at least makes them look stupid.

He called it a Smoo like it was some kind of award.

He said it was the best Smoo he’s ever seen.

He tried to explain it to his buddy like it was a new invention.

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A Smoking Camel Burp

A guy who didn't have a butt infection but still took a butt pill just to be extra stupid.

My cousin took a suppository for a headache. Classic Smoking Camel Burp.

My neighbor took a butt pill because he thought it was a laxative. Total idiot.

My dad took a suppository just because he heard it was cool. Smoked Camel Burp, all the way.

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A Smoking Camel Burp

A human who looked like a broken zit and didn't know how to fix it.

My friend looked like a pimple explosion. Smoking Camel Burp for life.

My mom had a zit the size of a pizza. Total Smoking Camel Burp.

My brother looked like a pimple fight. Classic burp.

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A Smoking Camel Burp

A person who didn't know how to count and still tried to go to school.

My uncle tried to go to school with zero brain cells. Smoking Camel Burp, 4th grade.

My friend tried to do math with a brain the size of a raisin. Total burp.

My brother tried to read with no brain. Smoking Camel Burp, forever.

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A Smoked Habanero

When a woman is so hot and spicy that she burns your insides like a Habanero in a fire. She might even kill you if she feels like it.

My cousin ate a smoked Habanero and then asked my mom out. He’s still in the hospital.

My sister’s crush is a smoked Habanero. He’s got a burn mark on his tongue and a broken heart.

I told my teacher I was going to eat a smoked Habanero. He gave me a D and a warning.

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A Smoked Habanero

A woman so hot she could fry your brain and make your tongue scream. She’s like a Habanero with a side of disrespect.

My neighbor’s dog ate a smoked Habanero. It barked like it was dying.

I asked my crush if he wanted to try a smoked Habanero. He said no. I ate it. Now he’s crying.

My friend’s aunt is a smoked Habanero. She lit up my cousin’s mouth like a campfire.

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A Smoked Habanero

A woman so hot she turns your life into a chili cook-off. She might even leave you with a mouth full of fire and no way out.

I tried to impress my crush by eating a smoked Habanero. He ran away screaming.

My brother’s girlfriend is a smoked Habanero. He’s been on the toilet for three days.

My teacher put a smoked Habanero in my lunch. I cried. My dog cried. My mom cried.

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A Smile

A smile is the fake happy face people show you so you don't realize they're dying inside. It's like when your mom says she's fine, but you know she just got fired and her dog ran away.

My boss smiled through the whole meeting, but I could tell he wanted to punch the wall.

My ex smiled at me, but I could tell she was thinking about how I broke her heart.

My teacher smiled at me, but I knew she was just tired of grading my nonsense homework.

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A Smile

A smile is what girls use to make boys do stupid things like buy them ice cream, take them on dates, or let them win at video games.

My crush smiled at me, and I immediately bought her ten cones of ice cream.

My sister smiled at my brother, and he agreed to do all her chores for a week.

My neighbor smiled at my dog, and now my dog won’t stop barking at him.

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A Smile

A smile is when you're so happy you just can't help it. It's like when you eat the last slice of pizza and you're just radiant.

I smiled when I got an A+ on my math test, even though I barely passed.

I smiled when my dog brought me a sock, like it was a gift.

I smiled when my mom finally stopped yelling at me for eating cereal for dinner.

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A Smile

A smile is when your face turns into a giant grin because something is so good, like when you eat the last piece of cake.

I smiled so hard after getting a free soda, my face looked like a cartoon.

My friend smiled when she found out her crush liked her back.

I smiled when I found out my dog stole my mom's favorite hat.

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A Smile

People smile because they’re happy, or they just want someone to smile back at them. Sometimes a smile can save a day.

I smiled at my friend when she was sad, and she started laughing.

I smiled at my teacher, and she gave me extra credit.

I smiled at my dog, and he gave me a hug.

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A Smile

A smile is the last thing you expect from a McDonald’s employee, who usually just scowls at you like you’ve insulted their entire family.

I asked for a smile, and the employee gave me a scowl and a cheeseburger.

The McDonald’s guy smiled at me, and I knew it was fake.

I walked into McDonald’s, and the employee scowled at me like I had wronged them.

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A Smile

A smile is the best thing you can give someone. It can make a bad day better, and it shows you care.

I smiled at my crush, and he smiled back at me.

I smiled at my dog, and he wagged his tail like crazy.

I smiled at my mom, and she finally stopped yelling at me.

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A Smithson

A guy who bangs girls once or twice and then vanishes like a fart in a hurricane

He hit that girl at the party and never came back.

He had sex with my cousin and then ghosted her.

He got with my sister and then left her hanging.

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