A Smoking Camel Burp

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A guy who didn't have a butt infection but still took a butt pill just to be extra stupid.
My cousin took a suppository for a headache. Classic Smoking Camel Burp.
My neighbor took a butt pill because he thought it was a laxative. Total idiot.
My dad took a suppository just because he heard it was cool. Smoked Camel Burp, all the way.
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A human who looked like a broken zit and didn't know how to fix it.
My friend looked like a pimple explosion. Smoking Camel Burp for life.
My mom had a zit the size of a pizza. Total Smoking Camel Burp.
My brother looked like a pimple fight. Classic burp.
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A person who didn't know how to count and still tried to go to school.
My uncle tried to go to school with zero brain cells. Smoking Camel Burp, 4th grade.
My friend tried to do math with a brain the size of a raisin. Total burp.
My brother tried to read with no brain. Smoking Camel Burp, forever.
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