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A Mololla
When five of your friends pull your pants down and stick their fingers up your butt so hard you swear you can feel your brain trying to escape.
My friends did a Mololla at the mall and I now smell like a gym sock.
They did a Mololla in the bathroom and I still have a finger print on my butt.
My friends did a Mololla in class and I got a zero on my math test.
A Mollie
A Mollie is a kid who still acts like a toddler. They’re the ones who giggle at their own jokes and trip over their own feet.
Hey kid, you a Mollie? You act like you just learned how to walk!
I swear, if you trip again, I’m gonna laugh so hard I’ll pee my pants.
You’re a Mollie, aren’t you? You’re still acting like you’re five.
A Mollie
A Mollie is a clumsy mess who’s also your best friend. They’ll fight for you like a crazy person if someone messes with you.
That girl? She’s a Mollie. She tripped into a cake and still fought the guy who laughed at her.
My Mollie friend knocked over a table and then tackled the guy who said she was ugly.
She’s a Mollie. She once tackled a guy who said she was a ‘disaster’.
A Mollie
A Mollie is the most beautiful person you’ve ever seen. She’s smart, funny, and makes your heart race when she smiles.
She’s a Mollie. I swear, when she smiles, it’s like the sun just came out.
My Mollie is the most beautiful girl in school. She makes me nervous just looking at her.
She’s a Mollie. I can’t stop thinking about her. She’s perfect.
A Mollie
A Mollie is kind but will yell at you if you’re a jerk. She’s cute, insecure, and loves to sing in the shower.
That Mollie? She’s kind, but don’t mess with her. She’ll yell at you like a mad woman.
My Mollie is super cute, but she thinks she’s ugly. She sings in the shower and loves it.
She’s a Mollie. She’ll be your friend if you’re nice. If you’re a jerk? She’ll laugh at you.
A Mollie
A Mollie is a drug that makes you feel awesome. It’s like a party in your brain and it’s super popular.
Molly’s the drug you take to feel like a god. It’s everywhere at parties.
That pill is Molly. It’s like a brain party and it hits you hard.
Molly’s the drug you take to feel awesome and then go home and think you’re the best person in the world.
A Mollie
A Mollie is the perfect person who’s smart, funny, and will love you forever if you let her.
That girl’s a Mollie. She’s smart, funny, and I’d follow her anywhere.
My Mollie is the best. She’s smart, loves me, and I’d never leave her.
She’s a Mollie. She’s perfect. If you hurt her, you’ll regret it.
A Mollie
A Mollie is a friend who’s super smart and will beat you in every test. She’s pretty, kind, and loves to cook.
My Mollie friend is the smartest in class. She’ll beat you in every test and still laugh at you.
That Mollie is not only smart, she’s a great cook. I once ate a cake she made and it was awesome.
She’s a Mollie. She’s smart, kind, and she makes the best cookies.
A Molineux
A Molineux is a group of brain-dead retards, scrounging gypsies, and people who married their own relatives.
My cousin's wedding was a Molineux. It was like a family reunion from hell.
The bus driver called us a Molineux when we tried to pay with a dead mouse.
At the pub, the whole table was a Molineux. They drank out of a puddle.
A Molineux
A Molineux is when a bunch of dumbasses, trashy nomads, and people who shouldn’t be related are all in one place.
The school play was a Molineux. Everyone forgot their lines and started fighting.
My mum’s friends are a Molineux. They live in a van and eat out of a bin.
We got stuck in a lift with a Molineux. It was like a prison break.
A Molineux
A Molineux is when a bunch of brainless twats, scrounging bums, and people who are literally related by accident all crash into one place.
The football match was a Molineux. Half the team had no idea what the game was.
We went to a park and it was a Molineux. People were eating chips out of a puddle.
My uncle’s birthday party was a Molineux. We had to fight over the last slice of cake.
A Mokon
A Mokon is a loud, hot, smelly machine that blasts air like it's trying to kill you. They also think they're the best singer in the world, even though they sound like a dying cat with a chainsaw.
My Mokon just screamed my name on live stream and said he was going to beat me with 67 dicks.
He called me a pedophile for saying his music was the worst ever.
He stole my sister's ADHD pills and grabbed my grandma's butt in front of the whole school.
A Mokon
A Mokon is when you sit on the toilet and let out a big, loud, smelly poop like you're trying to scare the whole neighborhood.
I took a shit so loud my neighbor thought the house was on fire.
I went number two like I was launching a rocket.
I pooped so hard I think I broke my pants.
A Mokon
A Mokon is a guy who thinks he's super smart and loves cars, but he doesn't care what anyone says, even if they call him a flamingo.
He said he was going to be a billionaire by 15, but he still lives with his mom.
He drove his dad's car into a tree and said it was a 'strategic move.'
He told me he doesn't care if I think he's stupid, which I do.
A Mokon
A Mokon is a cool name for friends who work really hard to get a special treat called mochini, and they usually do it just to show off.
He and his friends lobbied for mochini just so they could brag about it later.
They spent 3 hours arguing over mochini like it was the most important thing ever.
He called me a Mokon just so he could say he was my friend.
A Mojo Massage
A Mojo Massage is when a regular massage gets turned into a sweaty, skin-on-skin, almost-naked nightmare. It’s like getting rubbed raw by a massage therapist who also happens to be a total horn-dog.
My back felt like it was on fire after the Mojo Massage. I’m not sure if I was relaxed or just half-dead.
The Mojo Massage was like being attacked by a sensual gremlin with a massage wand.
I walked out of the Mojo Massage looking like I had been in a fight with a candle and a towel.
A Mojo Massage
A Mojo Massage is like getting a normal massage, then a love letter from your body, then a full-blown sensual attack from the inside out. It’s basically the massage version of a wild party.
After the Mojo Massage, I felt like I had been run over by a sensual train.
I got so turned on during the Mojo Massage, I almost forgot my own name.
The Mojo Massage was like getting a massage from a hot guy who also happened to be a massage wizard.
A Mojo Massage
A Mojo Massage is the kind of massage that turns your body into a love machine. It starts with a massage, then it turns into a sensual hug, and ends with your heart doing a backflip.
The Mojo Massage was so good, I almost cried like a baby who just got a lollipop.
I felt like I had been massaged by a love god during the Mojo Massage.
After the Mojo Massage, I could’ve kissed my therapist, or at least yelled at him for making me feel so good.
A Moerdyk ting
A Moerdyk ting is a woman who looks like she just crawled out of a garbage can or got hit by a truck
My cousin is a Moerdyk ting. She eats pizza for breakfast and still looks like a blob.
That girl in my math class is a Moerdyk ting. She smells like old socks and regret.
My mom says I’m a Moerdyk ting. I don’t know what that means but I’m gonna fight her about it.
A Moerdyk ting
A Moerdyk ting is a woman so unattractive, even the rats run away from her
My teacher called me a Moerdyk ting because I wore socks to school. I just wanted to be comfortable.
My friend’s girlfriend is a Moerdyk ting. She eats tacos at 2 a. m. and still looks like a mess.
My brother said I’m a Moerdyk ting. I told him I’d punch him if he said it again.
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