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A Hammer
When you drink so much you forget your name and start fighting with the fridge.
I was a hammer last night. I yelled at the TV and tried to kiss my brother’s shoes.
He was a hammer. He threw his pizza at the wall and cried about it.
She was a hammer. She danced in the street wearing only socks and screamed about love.
A Hammer
When you give a girl so much sex she starts screaming and then starts crying because she loves it so much.
That guy hammered her so hard she screamed and then cried because she loved it.
He hammered her until she was red and then gave her a hug.
She got hammered so much she screamed and then asked for more.
A Hammer
When you’re drunk but still can walk and remember your mom’s name.
He was hammered but still could walk and remembered where his keys were.
She was hammered but still could talk and didn’t insult her brother.
They were hammered but still could laugh and didn’t spill their drinks.
A Hammer
When you see a gun and it makes you feel like you’re about to die.
He saw a hammer and screamed like he was being shot.
She saw a hammer and ran out of the room like it was a monster.
That gun was a hammer. He screamed and hid under the couch.
A Hammer
When you’re so drunk you think the moon is a giant cheeseburger and you want to eat it.
He was a hammer. He tried to eat the moon and got a headache.
She was a hammer. She danced with the moon and screamed about being hungry.
They were hammers. They tried to run away from the sun and fell over.
A Hammer
Another word for your penis when it’s having a good day.
His hammer was huge and proud. He showed it to everyone at the bar.
Her hammer was strong and loud. It screamed at the TV.
That guy’s hammer was so big it had its own Instagram.
A Hamilton
Always happy, loves to mess with people, and can't focus unless there's a joke or a laugh involved. But everyone still loves him because he's a joke machine and never stops talking.
You know that guy who laughs at everything and never stops talking? That's a Hamilton.
He got distracted by a joke while doing taxes. Classic Hamilton.
He turned a meeting into a comedy show. Hamilton did that.
A Hamilton
When someone decides to take a dump in a toilet and doesn’t even warn the person who’s about to use it.
He pooped in my toilet and left. That’s a Hamilton.
I walked into the bathroom and saw a pile of poop. That was a Hamilton.
He did a Hamilton and I had to clean it up.
A Hamilton
A rich dude with no dad who got rich by working hard, stealing ideas, and outsmarting everyone. He was super young and was in charge of big stuff while everyone else was getting abused.
He got rich by stealing ideas and working non-stop. That’s a Hamilton.
He was in charge of trade before he was even an adult. Classic Hamilton.
He didn’t care about slavery but still worked his ass off. That’s a Hamilton.
A Hamilton
A poor bastard with no family, born in the worst place, who had no money and was raised by a whore and a drunk Scotsman.
He was born in the Caribbean with no money. That’s a Hamilton.
He had no parents and lived in squalor. Classic Hamilton.
He was a poor bastard raised by a whore and a drunk. That’s a Hamilton.
A Hamilton
A Broadway show with raps and hip hop about a guy who helped start America and got rich doing it. It's super popular and everyone loves it.
That show with the raps about Alexander Hamilton? That's a Hamilton.
It's the best musical ever. That's a Hamilton.
Everyone wants to see it but tickets are sold out. That’s a Hamilton.
A Hamilton
The hottest show on Broadway, everyone wants to see it, but the tickets are so expensive you might as well rob a bank to get one.
Tickets are sold out and super expensive. That’s a Hamilton.
You can’t get tickets unless you pay through the nose. That’s a Hamilton.
It's so popular, you might need a lawyer to get a ticket. That's a Hamilton.
A Hamilton
A poor bastard with no family, born in the worst place, who had no money and was raised by a whore and a drunk Scotsman who didn’t give a damn.
He was raised in the worst place by a whore and a drunk. That’s a Hamilton.
He had no family and no money. Classic Hamilton.
Born in the Caribbean with no parents. That’s a Hamilton.
A Ham And Cheddar
When you rip a girl’s clothes off in the back of an Arbys on a Sunday because you’re too dumb to wait for her to finish her sandwich.
I saw him grab her by the waist and yank her into the corner like he was trying to kidnap her.
She was still eating her chicken nuggets when he started making out with her on the floor.
He didn’t even care that the manager walked by and gave him a look like he was crazy.
A Ham And Cheddar
When you go full caveman in the back of Arbys and try to eat the girl with your sandwich.
He was chewing his sandwich like it was a battle and she was the enemy.
She tried to tell him she had a boyfriend but he just laughed and said, 'He’s not here.'
He pulled her shirt over her head and said, 'I’m gonna eat you like a snack.'
A Ham And Cheddar
When you hit a girl so hard in the back of Arbys that her sandwich flies out of her hand and lands on the floor like it’s been insulted.
He hit her so hard she dropped her sandwich and it went flying like it was scared of him.
She was still in shock when the manager came in and asked if they needed a table.
He was too busy laughing at her to notice that the manager was about to call the cops.
A Hale
Halee is the hot, grown-up girl who will stick up for her friends and anyone she’s talking to. But if you mess with her, she’ll make you regret it, and she’ll do it in style.
@halee why u mad at me??
she gave me a death glare and i ran out of the room
i said the wrong thing and she turned my lunch into a science experiment
A Hale
This girl is always drunk and happy, but not the sad drunk, the fun drunk who makes everyone laugh and says stupid catchphrases that you can’t unhear.
@halee why you always say 'dab it up'?
she texted me 'dab it up' in the middle of math class
she tried to teach me how to dab and i fell over
A Hale
She’s a total lunatic who loves her friends and will do anything for a laugh, even if it means getting in trouble.
she threw a shoe at the principal
she drew on the principal’s face with markers
she stayed up all night singing karaoke
A Hale
Halee is a total sweetheart, but if you mess with her, she’ll make you wish you were dead, and she’ll do it in the most dramatic way possible.
she cried when i spelled her name wrong
she told me i was ugly and i believed her
she got mad when i called her Halee and not Halee
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