A Smoo - A Smoo is that thing you shave down to nothing and then wond

A Smoo is that thing you shave down to nothing and then wonder why your man is still looking at you like you’re a joke.

I shaved it all off and now he just laughs at me.

He said it looked ‘clean’ but it looked like a buzzcut.

I spent an hour shaving and he spent five minutes looking at me.