A Smoo

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A Smoo is a man who treats his girlfriend like a free meal. He lets her pay for everything. He never helps around the house. He sits on his butt all day and talks trash about her on social media.
My Smoo said he’d pay for dinner, then asked me to split the bill.
He promised to do the dishes, then I found a plate in the toilet.
He told me he’d come home early, then I saw him at the bar with his buddy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Smoo is when you’re doing the whole relationship thing but not getting any of the fun parts.
He said we were ‘together’ but never touched me.
We went on a date and he just stared at his phone the whole time.
He promised a romantic night but just ordered pizza and watched YouTube.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Smoo is a swear word you’re supposed to keep quiet. It’s like a dirty secret from the 90s.
My mom said I couldn’t say it at the dinner table.
My brother whispered it to me during church.
He got in trouble for writing it on his math test.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Smoo is that thing you’re stuck with for 9 months, and then you spend the rest of your life trying to get it back.
I had to deal with it for nine months, and now I’m stuck with him forever.
He came out of me like a surprise.
I spent nine months carrying it, and now I’m stuck with it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Smoo is the Korean way of saying ‘smooth’, but in this case, it’s not smooth. It’s messy and full of drama.
He said he was ‘smooth’ but he acted like a mess.
He told me he was Korean, but I still didn’t get it.
He called me ‘smooth’ but I had no idea what he meant.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Smoo is that thing you shave down to nothing and then wonder why your man is still looking at you like you’re a joke.
I shaved it all off and now he just laughs at me.
He said it looked ‘clean’ but it looked like a buzzcut.
I spent an hour shaving and he spent five minutes looking at me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Smoo is a word guys use to describe a thing that comes out of a woman and makes them go weak in the knees, or at least makes them look stupid.
He called it a Smoo like it was some kind of award.
He said it was the best Smoo he’s ever seen.
He tried to explain it to his buddy like it was a new invention.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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