A Smoked Habanero
A woman so hot she turns your life into a chili cook-off. She might even leave you with a mouth full of fire and no way out.
I tried to impress my crush by eating a smoked Habanero. He ran away screaming.
My brother’s girlfriend is a smoked Habanero. He’s been on the toilet for three days.
My teacher put a smoked Habanero in my lunch. I cried. My dog cried. My mom cried.