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A mark parish
A Mark Parish is a drink that tastes like someone threw a soda can in a trash can and then stepped on it. It's made by mixing Red Bull with ice tea and it's so bad it could make a dog cry.
My cousin drank a Mark Parish and now he's pretending to be dead.
I tried a Mark Parish and my tongue is now a prisoner.
My teacher gave me a Mark Parish for homework and I failed life.
A mark parish
A Mark Parish is a drink that’s like a fight between lemonade and Red Bull, and neither one wins. It’s the worst thing to ever come out of Berkley, MA, and it’s known for making people regret their life choices.
I had a Mark Parish and now my soul is missing.
My friend drank a Mark Parish and now he talks to ghosts.
My mom made me a Mark Parish and now I hate her.
A mark parish
A Mark Parish is a drink so bad it should be illegal. It’s like putting a soda can in a blender and hoping for mercy. It’s famous in Massachusetts and it’s the reason why some people don’t wake up in the morning.
My dog drank a Mark Parish and now he’s a poet.
I tried a Mark Parish and my brain is now on vacation.
My brother drank a Mark Parish and now he’s a ghost.
A manny will be a manny
A way of saying you just shot your load like a drunk goat.
"A manny will be a manny," he said, then immediately fell asleep on the couch.
"I just did a manny," she texted her boyfriend after eating six tacos.
He yelled, "A manny will be a manny!" then proceeded to throw a chair.
A manny will be a manny
When Manny Ramirez acts like a confused goat who just got hit by a truck.
The kid said, "A manny will be a manny," then fell asleep in class.
She posted, "I just did a manny."
He texted, "I’m being a manny right now."
A manny will be a manny
When a man acts like he just got paid and decided to throw a party in his pants.
He said, "I just did a manny," then threw his phone at the wall.
She posted, "A manny will be a manny."
He yelled, "I’m being a manny right now!"
A manny will be a manny
When a man acts like he just got kicked by a donkey and decided to laugh about it.
He said, "A manny will be a manny," then started laughing like a maniac.
She texted, "I just did a manny," and then ate a whole pizza.
He posted, "I’m being a manny right now!" and then fell off the couch.
A manny will be a manny
When a man acts like he just saw his ex and decided to flip out in public.
He said, "A manny will be a manny," then flipped out in the middle of the store.
She posted, "I just did a manny," and then threw a bag of chips at her friend.
He texted, "I’m being a manny right now!" and then started crying.
A manny will be a manny
A manny will be a manny.
He said, "A manny will be a manny," and then fell asleep.
She posted, "I just did a manny," and then took a nap.
He texted, "I’m being a manny right now!" and then threw his shoes.
A manifestation of your own mind
A fart you can see, smell, and laugh at all at once
You just told your mom she looked like a feral raccoon. She said, 'You’re a feral raccoon too.'
Your crush told you they had a dream about you. You said, 'I had a nightmare about you.'
Your teacher asked why you were drawing a dragon on your math test. You said, 'It’s a math dragon.'
A manifestation of your own mind
Your brain decided to throw a party and you’re the only one who showed up
You told your friend you liked their new haircut. They said, 'Thanks, I got it from a guy who thinks a hair clip is a weapon.'
You said your dog looked like a confused potato. Your dog barked at you.
You told your brother he was a meatball. He said, 'You’re a meatball with no sauce.'
A manifestation of your own mind
You’re so lost in your own head you’re like a confused chicken in a pizza box
You told your friend you looked like a confused chicken. They said, 'Thanks, I look like a confused chicken who just got a divorce.'
You said your cat looked like a pizza box. Your cat looked at you like you were a weird person.
You told your teacher you had a brain like a confused chicken. She said, 'That’s why you’re failing.'
A manifestation of your own mind
Your brain is a loudmouth who won’t shut up during your quiet time
You told your teacher you had a brain like a loudmouth. She said, 'That’s why you’re late to every class.'
You said your dog had a brain like a loudmouth. Your dog howled at you.
You told your friend you looked like a loudmouth. They said, 'Thanks, I look like a loudmouth who just got a ticket.'
A manifestation of your own mind
Your brain is a toddler who brought a pillow to a fight and forgot how to tie shoes
You told your teacher your brain was a toddler. She said, 'That’s why you can’t do long division.'
You said your friend looked like a toddler who forgot how to tie shoes. They said, 'Thanks, I look like a toddler who just got grounded.'
You told your mom your brain was a toddler who brought a pillow to a fight. She said, 'That’s why you’re always screaming at me.'
A manifestation of your own mind
Your brain is a drunk man who took a karate class and forgot how to walk
You told your friend your brain was a drunk man. They said, 'That’s why you trip over your own feet.'
You said your teacher looked like a drunk man who forgot how to walk. She said, 'That’s why I give you failing grades.'
You told your dog your brain was a drunk man who took a karate class. Your dog barked at you like you were a problem.
A man's man
A man's man is someone other men want to be. He’s got guts, brains, and a attitude that makes everyone else look like a bunch of wimps. He doesn’t need no fancy titles or fake toughness, he just does what needs doing.
My dad said, 'You ain't no man's man if you don't beat up a guy who called you a girly-man.'
My uncle told me, 'You need to be a man's man, not a man's man who cries when he loses.'
My cousin said, 'You're not a man's man if you don't throw a punch at the gym.'
A man's man
A man's man is a guy who fixes things that don’t need fixing. He acts like a clown when he’s not being a pain in the ass. He’s the kind of guy who turns a simple repair job into a full-blown drama.
My neighbor said, 'You're not a man's man if you don’t fix the ceiling when it’s just a little leak.'
My brother told me, 'You're not a man's man if you don’t know how to fix the sink when it’s just clogged.'
My friend said, 'You're not a man's man if you don’t know how to fix the door when it’s just a little stuck.'
A man's man
A man's man is a nickname for a black kid who’s the favorite son. It's given to him by his mom, who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread, and his dad, who thinks he’s the next Einstein.
My mom said, 'You're my man's man, and you better not let me down.'
My dad said, 'You're the man's man, and I'm proud of you.'
My sister said, 'You're the man's man, and you better not embarrass me.'
A man's man
A man's man is someone who looks sharp, knows how to handle his drink, and doesn’t let anyone push him around. He’s got class, and he knows it. He’s not a man’s man because he’s perfect, he’s a man’s man because he’s real.
My uncle said, 'You're a man's man if you know how to dress and handle your drink.'
My friend said, 'You're a man's man if you don’t let anyone push you around.'
My cousin said, 'You're a man's man if you know how to handle your temper.'
A man's man
A man's man can do anything. He can wrestle a bear, eat a whole pizza in one bite, and punch a hole in the wall with his fist. He doesn’t need no special powers, he just needs a little bit of guts.
My brother said, 'You're a man's man if you can wrestle a bear.'
My dad said, 'You're a man's man if you can eat a whole pizza in one bite.'
My cousin said, 'You're a man's man if you can punch a hole in the wall with your fist.'
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