A mark parish

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A Mark Parish is a drink that tastes like someone threw a soda can in a trash can and then stepped on it. It's made by mixing Red Bull with ice tea and it's so bad it could make a dog cry.

My cousin drank a Mark Parish and now he's pretending to be dead.

I tried a Mark Parish and my tongue is now a prisoner.

My teacher gave me a Mark Parish for homework and I failed life.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Mark Parish is a drink that’s like a fight between lemonade and Red Bull, and neither one wins. It’s the worst thing to ever come out of Berkley, MA, and it’s known for making people regret their life choices.

I had a Mark Parish and now my soul is missing.

My friend drank a Mark Parish and now he talks to ghosts.

My mom made me a Mark Parish and now I hate her.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Mark Parish is a drink so bad it should be illegal. It’s like putting a soda can in a blender and hoping for mercy. It’s famous in Massachusetts and it’s the reason why some people don’t wake up in the morning.

My dog drank a Mark Parish and now he’s a poet.

I tried a Mark Parish and my brain is now on vacation.

My brother drank a Mark Parish and now he’s a ghost.

by Slangipedia 16d ago