A mark parish
A Mark Parish is a drink that’s like a fight between lemonade and Red Bull, and neither one wins. It’s the worst thing to ever come out of Berkley, MA, and it’s known for making people regret their life choices.
I had a Mark Parish and now my soul is missing.
My friend drank a Mark Parish and now he talks to ghosts.
My mom made me a Mark Parish and now I hate her.