A mark parish
A Mark Parish is a drink so bad it should be illegal. It’s like putting a soda can in a blender and hoping for mercy. It’s famous in Massachusetts and it’s the reason why some people don’t wake up in the morning.
My dog drank a Mark Parish and now he’s a poet.
I tried a Mark Parish and my brain is now on vacation.
My brother drank a Mark Parish and now he’s a ghost.