You told your teacher your brain was a toddler. She said, 'That’s why you can’t do long division.'

You said your friend looked like a toddler who forgot how to tie shoes. They said, 'Thanks, I look like a toddler who just got grounded.'

You told your mom your brain was a toddler who brought a pillow to a fight. She said, 'That’s why you’re always screaming at me.'