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A total Ian
You're the one who screams, 'Let's do it!' but then acts like you're dying when it's time to actually do it.
I yelled, 'Let's all go skydiving!' and then f***ing cried when we got on the plane.
I said we'd all go to the haunted house, then hid behind my sister when we got there.
I screamed, 'Let's all eat the whole pizza!' and then ran when it was time to bite.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total Ian
You're like the guy who tells you to jump, but then jumps out of the way when it's your turn.
I told my friend to jump off the diving board, then jumped out of the way when it was my turn.
I said we'd all go for a run, but then f***ing sat on the couch when I got tired.
I told my brother to eat the whole burger, then ran when I saw it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total Ian
You're the one who starts the madness but then acts like you're f***ing dead when it's time to face it.
I told my friends we'd all go to the horror movie, then f***ing screamed when the ghost showed up.
I started the prank, then ran when I heard the toilet flush.
I said we'd all eat the whole cake, then f***ing fainted when I saw it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total Brian Williams
When someone lies about their cool story, but the people who were actually there rip them apart for being a lying piece of garbage.
My buddy said he got stabbed in 3 countries, but his friends said he just got bit by a dog in a mall.
She claimed she fought off a robber with a chicken, but her brother said she just tripped and fell.
He said he was on a spaceship, but his mom said he just took a bus to the store.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total Brian Williams
When someone makes up wild stuff about their life, but the real people who were there laugh at them and call them out for being a total fake.
He said he was chased by a bear, but his friend said he just ran from a raccoon.
She said she saved a kid from a burning building, but her brother said she just spilled coffee on her shirt.
He claimed he was a superhero, but his mom said he just did a bad job on his homework.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total Brian Williams
When someone tries to sound cool by making up a crazy story, but the people who were really there tell them to shut up and stop being a total fraud.
He said he was in a war, but his friend said he just got in a fight at a pizza place.
She said she was kidnapped by aliens, but her brother said she just got grounded.
He said he talked to the president, but his dad said he just texted his brother.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total Brian Williams
When someone makes up a wild tale about their life, but the people who were actually there laugh at them and tell them to stop being a total fake.
He said he was eaten by a shark, but his friend said he just got wet in the pool.
She said she was a famous singer, but her mom said she just sang in the shower.
He said he was a rockstar, but his brother said he just played air guitar.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total Brian Williams
When someone tells a big lie about something cool they did, but the people who were actually there call them out for being a total phony.
He said he ran a marathon, but his friend said he just walked to the store.
She said she was in a movie, but her brother said she just took a bad selfie.
He said he was a ninja, but his dad said he just hid under the bed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total Brian Williams
When someone brags about a crazy thing they did, but the people who were really there tell them to stop being a total fake and shut up.
He said he flew a plane, but his friend said he just took a bus.
She said she was in a battle, but her brother said she just got in a fight at school.
He said he was a magician, but his mom said he just pulled a sock out of his pants.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A tooty ta
You give the thumbs up, stick your tongue out, shut your eyes tight, and then you slap your butt with your hand like you're punishing it.
My cousin did a tooty ta in the middle of the school hallway and got detention.
I did a tooty ta during the principal's speech and she fainted.
My dog did a tooty ta and knocked over the whole bowl of treats.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A tooty ta
You let one rip while you're getting your butt probed by a doctor and you don't care who hears it.
My brother did a tooty ta during his colonoscopy and the doctor laughed.
I did a tooty ta in the doctor's office and the nurse ran out.
My friend did a tooty ta and the doctor had to take a break.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A tooty ta
A fun song that makes little kids giggle and dance like they just won the lottery.
My little sister does a tooty ta every time she hears the song at the park.
My neighbor's kid did a tooty ta and his whole class started dancing.
My cousin's kid did a tooty ta and the teacher joined in.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A toothpick a day
Chewing on a toothpick like a lunatic every day. Eventually the tiny pieces of wood go straight to your guts and blow your insides out like a firework. Now you’re stuck with a bag on your gut to catch all the mess.
I tried to be cool with my toothpick, now my stomach is leaking like a broken hose.
Toothpick a day kept me alive, until my guts exploded and I had to wear a bag like a fashion accessory.
I used a toothpick every day for a month. Now I have a bag on my stomach and I look like a weird alien.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A toothpick a day
Using a toothpick like it’s a cigarette. You swallow the wood so much your guts are full of sawdust. Then your guts blow up and you’re stuck with a bag on your tummy.
I thought toothpicks were cool. Now my guts are full of wood and I have a bag on my tummy like a weirdo.
Toothpick a day made me look like a gut-blowing weirdo with a bag on my belly.
I chewed toothpicks all day. Now my guts are full of wood and I have to wear a bag like a sad loser.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A toothpick a day
Chewing on a toothpick every day like it’s a snack. Then your guts get so full of wood they pop like a balloon. Now you’re stuck with a bag on your gut and you smell like a dead animal.
Toothpick a day made me smell like a dead raccoon and have a bag on my gut.
I chewed toothpicks all day. My guts blew up and now I have a bag on my gut like a weirdo.
I used toothpicks every day. Now my guts are full of wood and I smell like a farting animal.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
a "tommy"
a man with insane lacrosse skills and legs that look like they were plucked from a goat
Bro, you’re like a goat with a lacrosse stick. I’m jealous.
Why do you have legs like that? Did you steal them from a beast?
You’re not human. You’re a lacrosse legend with legs like a goat.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
a "tommy"
a man who is so wasted he’s crawling like a spider, throwing up like a monster, and stealing snacks like a thief
You’re like a drunk spider. I’m scared of you.
You threw up in my bed. I’m still mad.
You stole my snack. You’re a thief, a monster, and a spider.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
a "tommy"
a name you give to a baby because you’re too wasted to think of anything better
That baby’s name is Tommy. I’m not sorry.
I named my kid Tommy because I was drunk and tired.
Tommy is a name. It’s the best name I could think of.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
a "tommy"
the guy who makes your heart go crazy but also makes you want to scream when he’s being a total idiot
He makes my heart go crazy. But he’s also an idiot.
He’s the best. Then he’s the worst. It’s a rollercoaster.
He’s my favorite. Then he acts like an idiot. I want to scream.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
a "tommy"
a guy who’s perfect, everyone loves him, and he’s got girls circling him like a hurricane
He’s perfect. Everyone loves him. I’m jealous.
He’s got girls like a hurricane. I’m not.
He’s amazing. Everyone loves him. I don’t.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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