A toothpick a day
Using a toothpick like it’s a cigarette. You swallow the wood so much your guts are full of sawdust. Then your guts blow up and you’re stuck with a bag on your tummy.
I thought toothpicks were cool. Now my guts are full of wood and I have a bag on my tummy like a weirdo.
Toothpick a day made me look like a gut-blowing weirdo with a bag on my belly.
I chewed toothpicks all day. Now my guts are full of wood and I have to wear a bag like a sad loser.