A toothpick a day

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Chewing on a toothpick like a lunatic every day. Eventually the tiny pieces of wood go straight to your guts and blow your insides out like a firework. Now you’re stuck with a bag on your gut to catch all the mess.

I tried to be cool with my toothpick, now my stomach is leaking like a broken hose.

Toothpick a day kept me alive, until my guts exploded and I had to wear a bag like a fashion accessory.

I used a toothpick every day for a month. Now I have a bag on my stomach and I look like a weird alien.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Using a toothpick like it’s a cigarette. You swallow the wood so much your guts are full of sawdust. Then your guts blow up and you’re stuck with a bag on your tummy.

I thought toothpicks were cool. Now my guts are full of wood and I have a bag on my tummy like a weirdo.

Toothpick a day made me look like a gut-blowing weirdo with a bag on my belly.

I chewed toothpicks all day. Now my guts are full of wood and I have to wear a bag like a sad loser.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Chewing on a toothpick every day like it’s a snack. Then your guts get so full of wood they pop like a balloon. Now you’re stuck with a bag on your gut and you smell like a dead animal.

Toothpick a day made me smell like a dead raccoon and have a bag on my gut.

I chewed toothpicks all day. My guts blew up and now I have a bag on my gut like a weirdo.

I used toothpicks every day. Now my guts are full of wood and I smell like a farting animal.

by Slangipedia 15d ago