A toothpick a day
Chewing on a toothpick every day like it’s a snack. Then your guts get so full of wood they pop like a balloon. Now you’re stuck with a bag on your gut and you smell like a dead animal.
Toothpick a day made me smell like a dead raccoon and have a bag on my gut.
I chewed toothpicks all day. My guts blew up and now I have a bag on my gut like a weirdo.
I used toothpicks every day. Now my guts are full of wood and I smell like a farting animal.