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B'grrness
B'grrness is a stupid, loud noise people make when they’re too high and too dumb to think straight.
B'grrness! My mom just texted me a photo of my dog wearing a hat.
I’m so b'grrnous right now, I could eat my brother’s face.
B'grrness! My hair is on fire, and I don’t care.
B'grrness
B'grrness is like the worst kind of fake excitement you can imagine, and it came from some loser in California.
I’m so b'grrnous, I just screamed at my math teacher.
B'grrness! I just got a C on my history test.
My friend said b'grrness when I told her my dog ate my homework.
B'grrness
B'grrness is the sound of a brain being fried by too much glitter and bad decisions.
B'grrness! I just ate a whole pizza for breakfast.
My little sister says b'grrness every time she sees a rainbow.
I was so b'grrnous, I threw my shoes at my dad.
B'grrness
B'grrness is a dumb, overused word that makes everyone roll their eyes, especially the cool kids.
My teacher said b'grrness when I fell out of my chair.
I said b'grrness because my dog just pooped on my homework.
My friend said b'grrness when I told her my mom got a tattoo.
B'grrness
B'grrness is like when you’re so wasted you can’t even spell your own name, and you scream it out like it’s a battle cry.
B'grrness! I just drank 10 sodas and I feel like a dragon.
My brother said b'grrness when he failed his test.
I was so b'grrnous, I cried in public.
B'gort
What Amish people say when they're too lazy to use real words and just grunt like a bad animal
'B'gort, I'm too tired to mow the field.'
'B'gort, I'm gonna beat you with a stick.'
'B'gort, I ate your lunch.'
B'gort
A fancy word Amish people use to insult each other and sound smarter than they are
'B'gort, you can't even tie your shoes.'
'B'gort, your horse eats more than you do.'
'B'gort, I saw you crying in the barn.'
B'gort
What Amish people say when they're mad and don't want to explain why
'B'gort, I'm leaving the church.'
'B'gort, I'm gonna burn your barn.'
'B'gort, I saw your brother.'
B'gort
A weird Amish way of saying 'you're annoying and I don't like you'
'B'gort, you're louder than the cows.'
'B'gort, you don't know how to fix the roof.'
'B'gort, I saw you eating cake.'
B'gort
What Amish people say when they're too proud to admit they're wrong
'B'gort, I'm right and you're wrong.'
'B'gort, I'm not gonna apologize.'
'B'gort, I'm gonna beat you again.'
B'gort
A loud, messy way Amish people say 'I'm tired of your dumbness'
'B'gort, your horse is louder than you.'
'B'gort, I'm gonna burn your hat.'
'B'gort, you can't even count to ten.'
B'gerk
Smack someone's nuts with your palm. No warning. Just pure chaos to their groin.
My uncle b'gerked me at the family reunion. I still have a bruise.
She b'gerked him during the Zoom call. His face turned red.
He b'gerked the guy who cut in line. The guy cried like a baby.
B'gerk
Whack someone’s junk so hard it feels like a brick hit their privates.
He b'gerked me when I said his pizza was bad. I nearly fell over.
She b'gerked him during the car ride. He screamed like a little kid.
My brother b'gerked me in the hallway. I still can’t walk straight.
B'gerk
Hit someone’s package so fast it feels like a surprise party for their balls.
He b'gerked me at work. My coworkers laughed for hours.
She b'gerked him at the grocery store. He dropped all his snacks.
My dad b'gerked me during dinner. The whole table was silent.
B'gerk
Punch someone’s nuts with your fist. No mercy. Just pure madness.
He b'gerked me during the game. I lost my focus for the whole match.
She b'gerked him in the elevator. He turned around and ran.
My mom b'gerked me when I forgot her birthday. I cried like a baby.
B'gerk
Swing your hand like a bat and hit their junk with full force.
He b'gerked me at the park. I fell down and he laughed.
She b'gerked him during the movie. He screamed so loud the people behind him looked.
My friend b'gerked me at the party. Everyone clapped.
B'gerk
Knock someone’s privates with a slap so hard it sounds like a door slamming.
He b'gerked me in the kitchen. I spilled my coffee.
She b'gerked him during the meeting. He dropped his pen.
My brother b'gerked me in the hallway. I walked like a robot for the rest of the day.
B'gaggit
A fart so loud it sounds like your butt just yelled a curse at the world
My neighbor just did a B'gaggit so loud I thought the building was gonna collapse.
At lunch, my friend let one rip that made the whole cafeteria stop talking.
During a Zoom call, my boss let out a B'gaggit that made me question my life choices.
B'gaggit
When your fart is so big it feels like your butt is trying to take over your body
I did a B'gaggit so strong it knocked my chair back.
During the movie, I let one rip that made the screen shake.
My dog just did a B'gaggit that made me laugh so hard I cried.
B'gaggit
A fart so loud it could wake the dead and make your enemies run away
At the dinner table, my grandma let out a B'gaggit that scared the cat.
In the middle of a test, I did a B'gaggit that made my teacher yell at me.
During a quiet moment in church, I let one rip that made everyone stare at me.
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