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When something gets so messed up it looks like it was hit by a tornado and a sock monster.

The wires b'jangled under the desk like a spaghetti noodle fight.

My mom's hair b'jangled after she tried to fix it with a curling iron and a coffee cup.

The spaghetti b'jangled in the pot and now it's like a tangled mess of noodles.

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To get all twisted up like a snake that just ate a shoelace.

The cat b'jangled the yarn and now it's like a giant hairball on the floor.

My pants b'jangled when I tried to put them on while running.

The dog b'jangled the leash so hard it looked like it was trying to escape a jail cell.

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When something gets so messed up it looks like it was chewed by a dog and then stepped on by a clown.

The phone cord b'jangled so much it looked like it was dancing in a sock factory.

My hair b'jangled after I tried to braid it while eating a burrito.

The spaghetti b'jangled in the sauce and now it looks like a noodle wrestling match.

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when someone is giving you way too much useless trash and you’re about to lose your mind.

My cousin just told me about his pet goldfish’s vacation. B’in my Bs.

My boss started explaining why the coffee machine is broken. B’in my Bs.

My mom told me about her day at the grocery store. B’in my Bs.

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when someone is talking nonstop about something that doesn’t matter and you’re ready to scream.

My friend’s mom told me about her cat’s diet. B’in my Bs.

My teacher explained why the class had to do homework. B’in my Bs.

My uncle told me about his fish tank again. B’in my Bs.

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when someone is giving you so much useless information that you're about to throw something.

My neighbor told me about his plants. B’in my Bs.

My dad explained why the TV was on. B’in my Bs.

My friend told me about her pet turtle’s bedtime routine. B’in my Bs.

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when someone is telling you their whole life and you’re ready to punch them.

My cousin told me about his goldfish’s vacation. B’in my Bs.

My teacher told me about her weekend. B’in my Bs.

My friend told me about her dog’s opinion on everything. B’in my Bs.

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when someone is talking about something so stupid that you’re about to lose it.

My dad told me about his day at the grocery store. B’in my Bs.

My teacher told me about her coffee. B’in my Bs.

My neighbor told me about his plants again. B’in my Bs.

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Short for blocking my cock. You use it when the girl you want to bang is right there.

B'in My C. She’s here, I can’t text her.

B'in My C. I’m blocked, I’m doomed.

B'in My C. I can’t even flirt, she’s in my face.

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It means your cock is blocked. You say it when the girl you want to get with is blocking your messages.

B'in My C. She’s texting me, I’m blocked.

B'in My C. I tried to ask her out, she blocked me.

B'in My C. I’m stuck, I can’t even say hi.

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You use it when you can’t get near the girl because she blocked your cock.

B'in My C. I can’t even message her.

B'in My C. She’s got my cock blocked.

B'in My C. I’m blocked, and I’m not happy.

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It’s when your cock is blocked by the girl you want to hook up with.

B'in My C. She blocked me, I’m stuck.

B'in My C. I tried to flirt, she blocked me.

B'in My C. I can’t even talk to her.

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You say it when you’re blocked by the girl you want to get with.

B'in My C. She’s blocking me.

B'in My C. I can’t message her.

B'in My C. She’s got my cock blocked.

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It means the girl you like blocked you, and now your cock is stuck.

B'in My C. She blocked me, I’m sad.

B'in My C. I can’t even send her a message.

B'in My C. I’m blocked, I can’t get near her.

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A cursed version of Barney that made kids in the ’90s scream and cry. It’s like the devil wore a purple jumpsuit and sang lullabies that made you want to punch your mom.

My teacher tried to make us watch B'harnii and I threw my juice box at the screen.

My cousin still hates B'harnii because it ruined her childhood.

I saw a guy in the mall wearing a B'harnii mask and I ran away.

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Barney’s evil twin who shows up when you least expect it. People say it’s the reason your math test went from a 90 to a 52.

My little brother cried when he saw B'harnii on the TV.

My mom tried to save me from B'harnii by hiding in the closet.

I got detention for drawing B'harnii on my math test.

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A purple demon with a bad singing voice that haunted the ’90s. It’s blamed for everything from bad hair to bad grades.

My brother got a tattoo of B'harnii and now he won’t stop singing it in the shower.

My teacher said B'harnii was the reason the school got a new principal.

I had a nightmare about B'harnii and I woke up screaming.

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A smelly, purple T. rex with no teeth who acts all friendly but is actually a demon who loves to brainwash kids. It sings stupid songs and makes them believe love is real, which is the worst kind of mental torture.

My cousin got brainwashed by B'harne and now thinks every guy she meets is her soulmate.

My kid came home crying because B'harne told him he was ugly.

I tried to fight B'harne once, and now I have a purple rash on my face.

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A tiny, purple, toothless dinosaur who’s really a sneaky evil demon that turns kids into love-crazy zombies. It’s the reason why so many celebrities are braindead.

B'harne turned my niece into a walking love poem. She’s now obsessed with the mailman.

My neighbor’s kid thinks B'harne is his dad. He doesn’t know why he’s crying every morning.

My sister’s kid now thinks she’s the princess of B'harne. She’s never coming home.

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A purple, toothless T. rex that looks cute but is actually a demon who brainwashes kids with stupid love songs. It’s the reason why Hollywood is full of brainwashed fools.

My brother’s kid now thinks B'harne is the best friend he’s ever had. He doesn’t know why he’s wearing a shirt with a purple dinosaur on it.

My friend’s kid got turned into a love-crazy robot. Now he talks to his phone like it’s B'harne.

My kid’s teacher called me and said my kid is now a walking commercial for B'harne.

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