Discover Slang

B'jyeah
A word that a Trinidadian boy uses to show off, even when he doesn’t have anything to show off about.
B'jyeah! I got a B+ and I’m already bragging about it!
B'jyeah! I ate my lunch and now I’m full!
B'jyeah! I did my homework and now I can watch TV!
B'joina
the hole you use to make a mess and get blamed for it
My mom said I was gonna get grounded if I didn't clean up the mess I made with my B'joina.
He said he'd rather eat a taco than deal with her B'joina.
I got detention because I drew a picture of my teacher's B'joina on the board.
B'joina
a place where magic happens, but mostly it's just a place to stink up the room
She told her friend that her B'joina smelled like old pizza and regret.
The gym teacher called roll and said nobody was coming if they didn't fix their B'joina smell.
He said his B'joina was so bad it scared the janitor.
B'joina
the main reason your pants got taken away
The principal said my B'joina was the reason my pants were taken away.
She got kicked out of the lunch table because of her B'joina.
He said he didn't want to sit next to me because of my B'joina.
B'joina
the thing that makes you laugh, cry, and sometimes wish you were dead
I laughed so hard at my brother's B'joina that I spilled my juice.
She cried because her B'joina was so bad.
He said his B'joina was so bad it made him wish he was dead.
B'joina
the reason you get extra homework and lose your privileges
My teacher said my B'joina was the reason I got extra homework.
She lost her privileges because of her B'joina.
He said his B'joina made him lose his video game time.
B'joina
the thing that makes your friends laugh and your parents cry
My friends laughed at my B'joina during lunch.
My mom cried when I told her about my B'joina.
He said his B'joina made his dad cry.
B'joard
To smash your keyboard like it owes you money while typing nonsense.
I typed "bacon is life" then "why is the sky blue?" in the same sentence.
He typed "I love pizza" then "I hate my mom" in 2 seconds.
She typed "hello" then "goodbye" then "why are you here?" all in caps.
B'joard
To type like you're fighting your computer and it's winning.
He typed "I need coffee" then "I need a break" then "I need a life."
She typed "hello" then "goodbye" then "why are you still here?" in 10 seconds.
He typed "I love you" then "I hate you" then "I'm confused."
B'joard
To type like you're on fire and your fingers are the flames.
He typed "I'm tired" then "I'm angry" then "I'm confused."
She typed "I love you" then "I hate you" then "I'm confused."
He typed "I need help" then "I need coffee" then "I need a life."
B'joard
To type like you're having a meltdown and your keyboard is the only thing listening.
She typed "I'm sad" then "I'm angry" then "I'm confused."
He typed "I love you" then "I hate you" then "I'm confused."
She typed "I need coffee" then "I need a break" then "I need a life."
B'joard
To type like you're on a caffeine binge and your brain is melting.
He typed "I need coffee" then "I need more coffee" then "I need a life."
She typed "I love you" then "I love coffee" then "I love chaos."
He typed "I'm tired" then "I'm angry" then "I'm confused."
B'jesus
A wild Irish scream that happens when something hits you so hard you forget how to talk and start cussing like a sailor on fire.
B'jesus! My boss just walked in with a coffee and a death glare!
B'jesus! My dog ate my homework and my mom found out!
B'jesus! My phone died in the middle of a TikTok dance challenge.
B'jesus
When you're so surprised you can't think straight and your brain short-circuits like a toaster in a lightning storm.
B'jesus! My crush just asked me to prom and I forgot my pants!
B'jesus! My math teacher gave me a pop quiz on Tuesday and I didn't study!
B'jesus! My cat knocked over my cereal and my dog ate it!
B'jankity
A super weird and dumb state of being. It’s like when everything goes from bad to absolutely f*cked up.
My sister’s math test was b'jankty. She got a 12 out of 100.
My dad’s new beard is b'jankty. It looks like a raccoon stole his face.
The chicken nuggets at the restaurant were b'jankty. They had hair.
B'jankity
When something is so messed up it should be banned. It’s like when your mom’s pizza is on fire and your brother eats it.
That video game is b'jankty. You fight robots in a swimming pool.
My dog’s new haircut is b'jankty. It looks like a bowl of soup exploded on his head.
My teacher’s voice is b'jankty. It sounds like a goat screaming.
B'jankity
A state of pure chaos and stupidity. It’s like when your life is a mess and your pants are on fire.
My brother’s homework is b'jankty. It’s written in crayon and has a baby picture on it.
The ice cream truck was b'jankty. It had a chicken on top and no ice cream.
My cat’s new bed is b'jankty. It’s made of socks and glitter.
B'jankity
When something is so dumb it should be dead. It’s like when your dog eats your homework and then poops it on the floor.
That movie is b'jankty. The main character talks to a toilet.
My mom’s new outfit is b'jankty. It has three different colors and a hat with glitter.
My friend’s new pet is b'jankty. It’s a guinea pig dressed like a pirate.
B'jankity
A state of being so stupid and weird it’s almost magical. It’s like when your dad wears a banana as a hat and eats it.
That science experiment was b'jankty. We turned the teacher’s hair green.
My math teacher’s new glasses are b'jankty. They look like a pair of spoons.
My little brother’s new toy is b'jankty. It’s a dancing potato.
B'jangle
To get all knotted up like a cheap pair of socks in a laundry bag.
My hair b'jangled after I tried to braid it while riding the bus.
The dog b'jangled his leash so hard he almost pulled the door off.
My socks b'jangled in the dryer and now they look like they were attacked by a raccoon.
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