B'joard

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To smash your keyboard like it owes you money while typing nonsense.

I typed "bacon is life" then "why is the sky blue?" in the same sentence.

He typed "I love pizza" then "I hate my mom" in 2 seconds.

She typed "hello" then "goodbye" then "why are you here?" all in caps.

To type like you're fighting your computer and it's winning.

He typed "I need coffee" then "I need a break" then "I need a life."

She typed "hello" then "goodbye" then "why are you still here?" in 10 seconds.

He typed "I love you" then "I hate you" then "I'm confused."

To type like you're on fire and your fingers are the flames.

He typed "I'm tired" then "I'm angry" then "I'm confused."

She typed "I love you" then "I hate you" then "I'm confused."

He typed "I need help" then "I need coffee" then "I need a life."

To type like you're having a meltdown and your keyboard is the only thing listening.

She typed "I'm sad" then "I'm angry" then "I'm confused."

He typed "I love you" then "I hate you" then "I'm confused."

She typed "I need coffee" then "I need a break" then "I need a life."

To type like you're on a caffeine binge and your brain is melting.

He typed "I need coffee" then "I need more coffee" then "I need a life."

She typed "I love you" then "I love coffee" then "I love chaos."

He typed "I'm tired" then "I'm angry" then "I'm confused."