B'harne
A smelly, purple T. rex with no teeth who acts all friendly but is actually a demon who loves to brainwash kids. It sings stupid songs and makes them believe love is real, which is the worst kind of mental torture.
My cousin got brainwashed by B'harne and now thinks every guy she meets is her soulmate.
My kid came home crying because B'harne told him he was ugly.
I tried to fight B'harne once, and now I have a purple rash on my face.