B'gort

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What Amish people say when they're too lazy to use real words and just grunt like a bad animal
'B'gort, I'm too tired to mow the field.'
'B'gort, I'm gonna beat you with a stick.'
'B'gort, I ate your lunch.'
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A fancy word Amish people use to insult each other and sound smarter than they are
'B'gort, you can't even tie your shoes.'
'B'gort, your horse eats more than you do.'
'B'gort, I saw you crying in the barn.'
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What Amish people say when they're mad and don't want to explain why
'B'gort, I'm leaving the church.'
'B'gort, I'm gonna burn your barn.'
'B'gort, I saw your brother.'
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A weird Amish way of saying 'you're annoying and I don't like you'
'B'gort, you're louder than the cows.'
'B'gort, you don't know how to fix the roof.'
'B'gort, I saw you eating cake.'
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What Amish people say when they're too proud to admit they're wrong
'B'gort, I'm right and you're wrong.'
'B'gort, I'm not gonna apologize.'
'B'gort, I'm gonna beat you again.'
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A loud, messy way Amish people say 'I'm tired of your dumbness'
'B'gort, your horse is louder than you.'
'B'gort, I'm gonna burn your hat.'
'B'gort, you can't even count to ten.'
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