B'gaggit

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A fart so loud it sounds like your butt just yelled a curse at the world
My neighbor just did a B'gaggit so loud I thought the building was gonna collapse.
At lunch, my friend let one rip that made the whole cafeteria stop talking.
During a Zoom call, my boss let out a B'gaggit that made me question my life choices.
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When your fart is so big it feels like your butt is trying to take over your body
I did a B'gaggit so strong it knocked my chair back.
During the movie, I let one rip that made the screen shake.
My dog just did a B'gaggit that made me laugh so hard I cried.
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A fart so loud it could wake the dead and make your enemies run away
At the dinner table, my grandma let out a B'gaggit that scared the cat.
In the middle of a test, I did a B'gaggit that made my teacher yell at me.
During a quiet moment in church, I let one rip that made everyone stare at me.
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When your fart is so bad it feels like your butt is having a tantrum
I did a B'gaggit so bad it made my friend laugh until he cried.
During a presentation, I let one rip that made me blush and run out.
My brother did a B'gaggit so loud it made the dog howl.
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A fart so loud it makes your whole body vibrate and your soul scream
In the elevator, I did a B'gaggit that made the lights flicker.
During a family dinner, I let one rip that made my mom yell at me.
At the gym, I did a B'gaggit so loud it made the weights shake.
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When your fart is so strong it could blow out a candle from across the room
I did a B'gaggit so strong it blew out my brother’s candle.
During a quiet moment, I let one rip that made my friend laugh so hard he fell over.
In the middle of a test, I did a B'gaggit that made the teacher facepalm.
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