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A man said
A man said is when someone says something lame and thinks it's funny, but everyone else just rolls their eyes and says, 'That’s what mole man said.'
A man said, 'I’m the best at video games.' Everyone said, 'That’s what mole man said.'
A man said, 'I can eat a whole pizza in one bite.' Everyone said, 'That’s what mole man said.'
A man said, 'I can sing.' Everyone said, 'That’s what mole man said.'
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A man said
A man said is when your cheating partner says it to your face as a joke, pretending they’re not the one who said it, while you’re trying to ignore them.
A man said, 'He’s not home.' I said, 'You’re the one who told me that.'
A man said, 'She doesn’t know.' I said, 'You’re the one who told me that.'
A man said, 'He’s not coming.' I said, 'You’re the one who told me that.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man of culture
A guy who can't get enough of anime porn and thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread.
He texts his mom, 'Mom, I need more money for my OnlyFans subscription.'
He spends 12 hours a day watching anime girls get kissed by robots.
He got fired from his job because he was jerking off in the office.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man of culture
A weeb who thinks being cultured means knowing all the anime and anime porn.
He said, 'I’m cultured, I know 100 anime girls.'
He told his teacher he’s cultured because he likes anime and anime porn.
He made a YouTube video titled 'Why I'm the most cultured guy in the world.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man of culture
A guy who would rather look at 2D girls than real ones and is obsessed with them.
He told his friend, 'Real girls are ugly, 2D girls are perfect.'
He asked his crush out and said, 'Are you a 2D girl?'
He cried when his crush said no because she’s not a 2D girl.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man of culture
A guy who thinks being cultured means watching porn all day and is a total degenerate.
He said, 'I’m cultured, I watch 10 hours of porn a day.'
He told his friend he's cultured because he uses 5 screens at once for porn.
He got kicked out of his house because he was too lazy to clean up.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man of culture
A guy who's so addicted to porn that he lives in a mess and doesn't care about anything else.
He texted his mom, 'I’m cultured, I watch porn all day and I live in a mess.'
He said, 'I only leave my room to get food for my porn addiction.'
He got a new subscription for his porn addiction and told his mom, 'This is for my culture.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man of culture
A guy who actually knows about different cultures but thinks it’s just anime and anime porn.
He said, 'I’m cultured, I know about different cultures and anime porn.'
He told his teacher he's cultured because he reads about cultures and watches anime porn.
He got a B in history because he was too busy watching anime porn.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man of culture
A guy who loves books and stories and thinks that’s what makes him cultured.
He said, 'I’m cultured because I read 10 books a day.'
He told his friend, 'I’m cultured, I love stories more than anime.'
He got a new book and said, 'This is my new culture.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man has fallen into the river in lego city
This is when the Lego City ad shows a man getting dragged under by the river like it's a horror movie and the helicopter comes in like it's saving the day because it's the most important thing in the world.
The man was screaming, the river was laughing, and the helicopter was like, 'I'm coming, buddy.'
The river ate half his lego bricks and the helicopter was like, 'I'm saving you, man.'
He fell in like it was the worst day of his life and the helicopter came in like it was the best day of its life.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man has fallen into the river in lego city
HEY is the sound of a man screaming while falling into a river and the helicopter thinking it's the most important thing in the world.
HEY! I'm falling into the river and I'm not even finished with my lego bricks yet!
HEY! The river is trying to kill me and the helicopter is trying to save me and I'm stuck in between.
HEY! I'm screaming so loud the river is like, 'Why is he yelling?'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man has fallen into the river in lego city
This meme is when people remember the old lego ad and start yelling 'HEY!' like they're in a commercial and it's the most important thing in the world.
I saw a man fall into the river and I yelled 'HEY!' like I was in a commercial.
My friend fell into a river and I was like, 'HEY!' because I remembered the old lego ad.
I was walking by the river and I started yelling 'HEY!' for no reason at all.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man has fallen into the river in lego city
This is when a man falls into the river in Lego City and the helicopter shows up like it's the most important thing in the world and the man is like, 'Why is this happening to me?'
He fell in the river and the helicopter showed up and he was like, 'Why me?'
He was screaming, the helicopter was flying, and he was like, 'I didn't even do anything.'
He was in the river, the helicopter came in, and he was like, 'This is not how I wanted my day to go.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man has fallen into the river in lego city
This is when you build the helicopter and the man is screaming in the river and the helicopter is like, 'I'm saving you, man.'
I built the helicopter and the man was like, 'Why is the helicopter saving me?'
I built the helicopter and the man was screaming and I was like, 'Just save him, man.'
I built the helicopter, the man fell in the river, and I was like, 'This is the most important thing in the world.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man has fallen into the river in lego city
This is when people by the river get so scared of drowning they have trauma or PTSD and start yelling 'HEY!' every time they see water.
I saw water and I screamed 'HEY!' because I thought it was going to kill me.
My friend saw water and he had a panic attack because he remembered falling into the river.
I was walking by the river and I was like, 'Don't touch me, I have PTSD from the river.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man has fallen into the river in lego city
This is the old lego ad that people still love and it's still selling lego sets even though there are new ones out now and people are still yelling 'HEY!' in the river like it's a competition.
I still yell 'HEY!' in the river like it's a competition and I'm trying to save the man.
The old ad is still popular even though there are new ones out now and I still love it.
People still love the old lego ad and they still yell 'HEY!' in the river like it's the most important thing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man is not a plan
A man being a man and not caring about any plan except getting laid.
Dude, I didn't even bring a plan, I just brought a hard-on and a hope.
He showed up at the party with no plan, just a shirt that said 'I came for the snacks and the vibes.'
When the teacher asked for a plan, he said, 'I have a plan. It's called being cool and not caring.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man is not a plan
Adam is the guy who sets the whole town on fire, literally or figuratively.
Adam lit the whole block on fire because he was mad about not getting a promotion.
He set the pizza box on fire just to see what would happen.
Adam is the reason the city has a fire department.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man is not a plan
When you're too broke to eat but still pretend you're dieting like you're in a fancy ad.
He skipped breakfast because he didn't have money, but he still texted his ex about his 'clever diet plan.'
She told her friends she was on a 'broke diet' but actually just didn't have food.
He ate three slices of bread and called it a 'diet miracle.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A man is not a plan
The longest palindrome that doesn't sound like a retarded kid just said it.
'Madam, I'm Adam' is cool, but 'A man, a plan, a canal: Panama' is just a weird palindrome that makes you feel dumb.
He tried to do a palindrome and it took him 10 minutes to figure out it was just a word spelled backward.
That palindrome is so long it's like a sentence from a kid who doesn't know what a palindrome is.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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