A man of culture

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A guy who can't get enough of anime porn and thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread.
He texts his mom, 'Mom, I need more money for my OnlyFans subscription.'
He spends 12 hours a day watching anime girls get kissed by robots.
He got fired from his job because he was jerking off in the office.
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A weeb who thinks being cultured means knowing all the anime and anime porn.
He said, 'I’m cultured, I know 100 anime girls.'
He told his teacher he’s cultured because he likes anime and anime porn.
He made a YouTube video titled 'Why I'm the most cultured guy in the world.'
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A guy who would rather look at 2D girls than real ones and is obsessed with them.
He told his friend, 'Real girls are ugly, 2D girls are perfect.'
He asked his crush out and said, 'Are you a 2D girl?'
He cried when his crush said no because she’s not a 2D girl.
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A guy who thinks being cultured means watching porn all day and is a total degenerate.
He said, 'I’m cultured, I watch 10 hours of porn a day.'
He told his friend he's cultured because he uses 5 screens at once for porn.
He got kicked out of his house because he was too lazy to clean up.
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A guy who's so addicted to porn that he lives in a mess and doesn't care about anything else.
He texted his mom, 'I’m cultured, I watch porn all day and I live in a mess.'
He said, 'I only leave my room to get food for my porn addiction.'
He got a new subscription for his porn addiction and told his mom, 'This is for my culture.'
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A guy who actually knows about different cultures but thinks it’s just anime and anime porn.
He said, 'I’m cultured, I know about different cultures and anime porn.'
He told his teacher he's cultured because he reads about cultures and watches anime porn.
He got a B in history because he was too busy watching anime porn.
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A guy who loves books and stories and thinks that’s what makes him cultured.
He said, 'I’m cultured because I read 10 books a day.'
He told his friend, 'I’m cultured, I love stories more than anime.'
He got a new book and said, 'This is my new culture.'
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