A man said

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A man said is when some dummy tries to tell you something but is too scared to say who it was or uses it to roast someone while pretending they’re not the one talking.
A man said you’re fat. It was me. I’m too scared to admit it.
A man said your hair looks like a raccoon. It was my mom. She’s too lazy to say it.
A man said you’re a failure. It was my ex. He’s still mad about the divorce.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A man said is when someone says something weird or stupid, and you're like why did they say that?
A man said, 'I can levitate.' I said, 'Prove it.' He fell off the couch.
A man said, 'I’m a wizard.' I said, 'You’re not even magic.'
A man said, 'I can talk to dolphins.' I said, 'They probably just ignored you.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A man said is when someone says something lame and thinks it's funny, but everyone else just rolls their eyes and says, 'That’s what mole man said.'
A man said, 'I’m the best at video games.' Everyone said, 'That’s what mole man said.'
A man said, 'I can eat a whole pizza in one bite.' Everyone said, 'That’s what mole man said.'
A man said, 'I can sing.' Everyone said, 'That’s what mole man said.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A man said is when your cheating partner says it to your face as a joke, pretending they’re not the one who said it, while you’re trying to ignore them.
A man said, 'He’s not home.' I said, 'You’re the one who told me that.'
A man said, 'She doesn’t know.' I said, 'You’re the one who told me that.'
A man said, 'He’s not coming.' I said, 'You’re the one who told me that.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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