A man said
A man said is when someone says something weird or stupid, and you're like why did they say that?
A man said, 'I can levitate.' I said, 'Prove it.' He fell off the couch.
A man said, 'I’m a wizard.' I said, 'You’re not even magic.'
A man said, 'I can talk to dolphins.' I said, 'They probably just ignored you.'