A man said
A man said is when some dummy tries to tell you something but is too scared to say who it was or uses it to roast someone while pretending they’re not the one talking.
A man said you’re fat. It was me. I’m too scared to admit it.
A man said your hair looks like a raccoon. It was my mom. She’s too lazy to say it.
A man said you’re a failure. It was my ex. He’s still mad about the divorce.
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