A hayden
A Hayden is a funny alien that thinks Earth is the worst and keeps making jokes about it.
Hey Hayden, why are you laughing?
I think I’m from another planet.
Earth is the worst.
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A hayden
A Hayden is a cat that thinks it owns you and will sit on your face if you don’t give it treats.
Hayden, I need to breathe.
I give you a treat.
You’re the best cat ever.
A hayden
A Hayden is a guy who will laugh at your jokes, help you when you’re sad, and never let you fall apart.
Hey Hayden, I’m failing math.
I’ll help you.
You’re my favorite person.
A hayden
A Hayden is a girl who is so good-looking and funny that you will never be able to live without her.
Hayden, I’m in love with you.
You’re the best.
I will never let you go.
A haunting of Ghost
A bunch of Ghosts hanging out like a drunk party in a haunted house.
I saw a haunting of Ghost near the cemetery. It was like a ghost version of a bar fight.
The haunting of Ghost showed up at my house. They didn’t knock. They just screamed and threw things.
My teacher said there was a haunting of Ghost in the school. I believe her. I heard my math test screaming.
A haunting of Ghost
A group of Ghosts that show up and ruin your day like your ex on a Monday.
There was a haunting of Ghost in my room last night. I woke up with a bloody nose and no pants.
My dog ran into a haunting of Ghost. Now he’s scared of the laundry room.
My mom said there was a haunting of Ghost in the mall. I believe her. I saw a ghost wearing my favorite shirt.
A haunting of Ghost
A crowd of Ghosts that are louder than your dad’s loud music on a Saturday.
I heard a haunting of Ghost in the park. It sounded like a thousand screaming kids on a field trip.
The haunting of Ghost came into my restaurant. They didn’t order. They just stole the fries.
My friend’s pet chicken ran into a haunting of Ghost. Now it won’t stop clucking at the ceiling.
A has been wanna be
A person who tried to be someone cool but ended up just being a sad version of them.
"I used to be a rapper, now I just do TikTok dances in my mom's basement."
"I tried to be a CEO, now I work at a gas station and still think I'm rich."
"I wanted to be a rockstar, now I just scream into a pillow at 3 AM."
A has been wanna be
A person who still thinks they're famous, even though no one remembers them.
"I used to be in a band, now I just play guitar for my cat."
"I had a following, now my only follower is my ex."
"I used to be a influencer, now I just post selfies and no one cares."
A has been wanna be
A person who still wears the same clothes from 2012 and thinks they're trendy.
"I still wear my cargo pants like they're cool."
"I don't know what a TikTok is, but I know I'm still in style."
"I still have my 2012 hair and I'm not fixing it."
A has been wanna be
A person who failed at life and now just tries to act like they're not.
"I failed at everything, but I still act like I'm on top of the world."
"I live in my mom's house and still think I'm a success."
"I have no job, but I still post about my 'big plans.'"
A has been wanna be
A person who used to be someone important but now just acts like they're still.
"I used to be a boss, now I just yell at my dog."
"I used to be a star, now I just shine in my room at night."
"I used to be a legend, now I just post about it on Instagram."
A has been wanna be
A person who thinks they're still hot, even though they're not.
"I still think I'm a heartthrob, even though I'm 30 and still single."
"I still wear my old clothes and think I'm still stylish."
"I still post selfies like I'm still in the spotlight."
A hartley
A Hartley is a hot, smart, talkative girl who can’t keep her mouth shut. Everyone loves her, but she doesn’t realize how awesome she is. She’s got a laugh that cracks people up and a brain that works faster than a calculator.
My Hartley crush texted me: ‘You’re cute, but I’m way better’
She laughed so hard during my joke that she spilled her soda everywhere
She got a perfect score on the test and acted like it was no big deal
A hartley
A Hartley is when you rip a girl’s tits off with your bare hands like she’s a cheeseburger. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s only for the skankiest of girls.
He texted me: ‘I saw your sister in the hallway. I’m coming for her’
He grabbed her tit and pulled it like it was a pizza slice
He did it in front of the whole class and laughed about it later
A hartley
A Hartley is a guy who runs around playing sports, shows off like a fool, and laughs at his own jokes. He’s the kind of guy who thinks he’s cool, and he’s not wrong.
He texted me: ‘I scored 30 points today. You’re lucky I didn’t brag about it’
He showed off his new sneakers at the game and everyone laughed
He ran into the goal like it was a race
A hartley
A Hartley is a guy who can be sweet one minute and a total psycho the next. He’s tall, he’s strong, and he has a cock so big it could knock out a whole family.
He told me: ‘I’ll protect you from anything, even your crazy aunt’
He took down three guys in a fight and didn’t even break a sweat
He told his girl: ‘You’re my only one’ and then left her alone for a week
A hartley
A Hartley is a funny black guy who plays video games all day and has a cock so big it could make your grandma blush.
He texted me: ‘I beat your high score, and I did it in my pajamas’
He laughed so hard at my joke that he fell off the couch
He told me: ‘I’ve got a cock that could knock out a whole football team’
A hartley
A Hartley is an old man who hits on girls half his age and thinks he’s still cool.
He texted my sister: ‘Hey, you look hot today’
He hit on my cousin at the store and asked for her number
He told me: ‘I still look good, and I still know how to flirt’
A hartley
A Hartley is a tiny little penis that’s too scared to leave the house.
He told me: ‘I’m not going to the party. I’m too small’
He got laughed at for trying to touch a girl’s hand
He asked me: ‘Do you think I look tiny?’ and I told him yes